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The offer was too good to refuse. [schoolgirls] [double blowjob] [deal]

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A gentleman always offers to take the couch... [implied] [invitation] ['sleep']

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She just needed one itsy, bitsy, teeny tiny favour... [begging] [friend] [implied]

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Boy, it's a good thing you're attractive because boy, you ain't smart. [blowjob] [friend]

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Promises were made... [implied FFM]

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How do you deal with a nosy roommate? [implied threesome]

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The office was VERY popular with salesmen. [implied blowjob]

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She had a lot of ideas for when she had a boyfriend. She just needed one first. [implied]

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Reason #3 why you should buy a king-sized bed. [implied foursome]

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Some people just aren't very good at playing games. [humour] [implied]

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The kind of girls most likely to agree to a threesome are also the most likely to get started without you. [lesbian] [implied threesome]

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It's good to have a bossy wife. [wife] [FFM]

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Breakups are complicated. [ex] [implied sex]

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Apparently you're pretty gifted... [facial]

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Quarantines put a strain on relationships, so put an extra effort into reaching out to the people you love. [sexting]

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I don't think she was playing to win... [lost bet] [implied]

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There's a certain bedroom etiquette to follow, guys. [facial]

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She was overqualified. [babysitter] [implied]

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There are times you can impress her with your wit, and times you should shut up. Guess which this is? [blowjob]

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How could they get their boyfriends interested in exercise? Think, think, think. [implied] [group]

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When rent is as high as it is, you find ways to make it cheaper. [implied foursome]

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It's important to surprise your partner now and then to keep things fresh. [group] [naked] [implied FFFM]

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You make do with what you have. [implied threesome] [group] [naked]

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Fangirls are the best. [parody] [flashing] [cosplay] [naked] [roleplay] [implied]

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She aimed to impress. [blowjob]

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Marking her territory. [blowjob] [public] [exhibitionism] [revenge]

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What's a harem to do when their master is out? [lesbian] [humour] [group]

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Fun in the kitchen [Food] [multiple intercourses]

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God bless athlete's superstitions! [naked] [implied sex]

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Admit it: you know what went on behind the scenes at Hogwarts. [naked] [implied blowjob] [hallowe'en]

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It's going to be a long night! [naked] [implied]

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She wasn't just willing to indulge you, she was an active participant. [cheerleader] [implied anal] [implied MF]

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There's something satisfying about getting messy. [implied sex]

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The family toy. [lesbian] [femdom] [maid] [dom/sub] [humour]

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People always do best with incentives. [naked] [group] [implied]

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You should always communicate clearly what your expectations are... [schoolgirl] [roleplay] [naked]

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Frenemies are worth having sometimes. [naked] [implied anal]

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Sweet dreams! [implied]

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You can answer with words or actions. [naked] [implied spanking]

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What her mother doesn't know won't hurt her. [blowjob]

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What's on YOUR bucket list? [implied public] [naked]

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She had a good sales pitch. [implied foursome]

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Why would anyone agree to a deal like...oh. [naked] [implied threesome] [classmates] [group]

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Confessions can be good for the soul. [wholesome]

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You never know when you'll make your fondest memories. [cum]

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I know what I want for my birthday! [naked] [implied] [MF]

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How do you propose a threesome to your partner? [naked] [group] [implied threesome]

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Decisions, decisions... [group] [naked] [implied]

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If you're going to dress up, be accurate. [naked] [cosplay]

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Netflix and Chill can be misleading. [implied threesome] [humour]

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When you can only think of one thing. [implied sex]

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There are wedding presents, and then there are wedding presents. [implied lesbian] [group]

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They really wanted to play. [implied] [bet]

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A bet is a bet. [bet] [implied cunnilingus]

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Common sense isn't always true. [MF sex] [virgin]

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The secret of really great sex: communication. [MF sex]

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Things they don't teach you in Starfleet Academy. [facial] [naked] [parody]

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Do ya feel lucky, punk? Well, do ya? [implied threesome]

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Efficiency is sexy, too. [implied]

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How to know you're doing well. [MF sex]

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