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"Trying to get a tan, when these hoes keep showing up."

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yet another cheesy pick up line

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[NSFW] House of Cards

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Im hungry!

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Always the damn dog (nsfw)

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Mr. Oink is the one who truly understands me

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When you thirsty AF

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[NSFW] When you're trying to give him hints you want the d.

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In his younger days, Michael the Archangel was a stripper, but only for women.

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On God

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homie must be hung like a donkey [NSFW]

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[NSFW] I'm not moving my hand 'til I see cash

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When your orgy is boring as fuck and you remember you have 12 works to do...

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When Dad comes home drunk and wants his fair share.

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Turns out I'm a polyarmourist

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Just right.

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So thirsty

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Time to take one for the team

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Yon Tapestries Most Aged

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From whore to fair maiden and back again

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When you'd rather cut your dick off then die by fire

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When you've been striking out at the bar, so you fuck anything that agrees to go home with you

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When she don't want dat Satyr dick

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not a looker in the bunch

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OK, but no more than 10%...

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She can be a little tetchy [NSFW]

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Now where the hell are my car keys??

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I'm starting to rethink Polygamy

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Miss me with that gay sh#&. [NSFW]

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Dropping a load.

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Your finest dick pic whisperings.

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exclusivity

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The danger of passing out at a party

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The magic of hallucinogens

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One track mind

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Awkward

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Noah’s number obsession

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The birth of venus

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thicc af

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Gotta save some money

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Or is it a cockatoo?

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Sorry

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Those words no student wants to hear

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Big brain time

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Not the onion

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Mad Max: Fury Road (Was a remake)

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There's Something About Mary

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When you get caught streaking at the Sunday market

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Pure Disappointment

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It's about 'degree'

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I agree with you so hard

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The Horny Revolution

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Don't let the snake influence you

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