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Welcome - I’ve just visited r/TheMomNextDoor and know we are gonna have lots of

Welcome - I’ve just visited r/TheMomNextDoor and know we are gonna have lots of fun together.

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Forgive me, I don’t have humps for you today. Maybe a hump of a different kind?

Forgive me, I don’t have humps for you today. Maybe a hump of a different kind?

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Hey! It's not my face you're looking at! ;)

Hey! It's not my face you're looking at! ;)

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Missing the first hump day in the new ‘hood would be a real (backlit) bum-mer

Missing the first hump day in the new ‘hood would be a real (backlit) bum-mer

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What's Going On in the Neighborhood Today?

What's Going On in the Neighborhood Today?

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Just moved in and haven't unpacked my clothes yet!

Just moved in and haven't unpacked my clothes yet!

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Practicing my stroke on the golf course!

Practicing my stroke on the golf course!

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[contest] - Mind if I Borrow the Spotlight?

[contest] - Mind if I Borrow the Spotlight?

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It’s a chucks kind of day in the hood.

It’s a chucks kind of day in the hood.

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After a long day I just want a hot shower, a cold beer, and you ?

After a long day I just want a hot shower, a cold beer, and you ?

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I’m warmed up and ready for you

I’m warmed up and ready for you

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Feeling Better Now...Wanna Confirm?

Feeling Better Now...Wanna Confirm?

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Sweatpants season is upon us...unless you’re in the Southern Hemisphere

Sweatpants season is upon us...unless you’re in the Southern Hemisphere

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It’s Feelgood Friday, can you feel it?

It’s Feelgood Friday, can you feel it?

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Torso Tuesday 2.0

Torso Tuesday 2.0

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I'm plaid to be in this neighborhood

I'm plaid to be in this neighborhood

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Let me shower you with all my attention

Let me shower you with all my attention

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I didn’t want to miss a special person’s cake day! Here’s to you...I hope it

I didn’t want to miss a special person’s cake day! Here’s to you...I hope it can melt your body just a bit ?

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A new challenger arrives ?

A new challenger arrives ?

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Ok who hit me in the face? Your going to get it missy??

Ok who hit me in the face? Your going to get it missy??

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Meet me in the doorway

Meet me in the doorway

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Negative space

Negative space

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Come and wake me up with soft kisses.

Come and wake me up with soft kisses.

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Since I am new to the neighborhood, I am thankful for sexy neighbors. What are you

Since I am new to the neighborhood, I am thankful for sexy neighbors. What are you thankful for?

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Hump day feels

Hump day feels

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Is it Friday yet? No? Have some F3 a few days early then. Patience is not a strong

Is it Friday yet? No? Have some F3 a few days early then. Patience is not a strong suit.

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Rise and shine. Let's skip work today and we can unwrap your present early. ?

Rise and shine. Let's skip work today and we can unwrap your present early. ?

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Hope you enjoy my hump this Wednesday

Hope you enjoy my hump this Wednesday

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New to the neighborhood ??

New to the neighborhood ??

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Splish splash I was taking a bath...

Splish splash I was taking a bath...

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‘18 was an awesome year! Here’s to an awesome ‘19 too!

‘18 was an awesome year! Here’s to an awesome ‘19 too!

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Can you hand me my towel?

Can you hand me my towel?

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Just want to feel your lips around me

Just want to feel your lips around me

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Let me fix you a snack real quick on this MM.

Let me fix you a snack real quick on this MM.

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Just feeling good tonight.

Just feeling good tonight.

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Just finished shoveling the neighborhood. Body aches. Hot shower should be a nice

Just finished shoveling the neighborhood. Body aches. Hot shower should be a nice reprieve.

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? birthday wish? Get the moms so hot they're biting their bottom lip.

? birthday wish? Get the moms so hot they're biting their bottom lip.

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Tie (me up) Tuesday? Is that a thing? ?‍♂️??

Tie (me up) Tuesday? Is that a thing? ?‍♂️??

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You know what Wednesday means!

You know what Wednesday means!

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Waiting here for you

Waiting here for you

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Kiss me here. Please. ?

Kiss me here. Please. ?

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Putting some Ass into Astronomy

Putting some Ass into Astronomy

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Just a mild, spring Monday

Just a mild, spring Monday

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It's been a lil bit since my last post. Miss me?

It's been a lil bit since my last post. Miss me?

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Can we just spend hump day in bed?

Can we just spend hump day in bed?

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Beautiful morning for a ride...let the neighbors talk

Beautiful morning for a ride...let the neighbors talk

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A little reflection time is never a bad thing

A little reflection time is never a bad thing

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I know it’s been a while, but I could use some company. ?

I know it’s been a while, but I could use some company. ?

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I can be patient... But you know, eventually we get together?

I can be patient... But you know, eventually we get together?

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Summer is definitely here. Let’s ditch the clothes

Summer is definitely here. Let’s ditch the clothes

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Missed the wet T-shirt contest so...

Missed the wet T-shirt contest so...

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On the counter?

On the counter?

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Let's be couch potatoes today

Let's be couch potatoes today

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I saved a seat for you ?

I saved a seat for you ?

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I'm so wet ??

I'm so wet ??

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Little on/off for anyone thirsty this Thursday.

Little on/off for anyone thirsty this Thursday.

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Front and back post match

Front and back post match

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Morning run in the books. Fancy helping with the cooldown, neighbor?

Morning run in the books. Fancy helping with the cooldown, neighbor?

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Oh, goodness. Left the shades up again. Let's be honest. I hope the neighbors saw.

Oh, goodness. Left the shades up again. Let's be honest. I hope the neighbors saw.

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Getting a little more comfortable [46]

Getting a little more comfortable [46]

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