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All moved in. Care to stop by for a relaxing warm beverage?

All moved in. Care to stop by for a relaxing warm beverage?

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Happy Hump Day, neighbors! Any volunteers to make sure I got all the nooks and crannies

Happy Hump Day, neighbors! Any volunteers to make sure I got all the nooks and crannies dried off?

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Good Monday morning, neighbors! Who else has the day off?

Good Monday morning, neighbors! Who else has the day off?

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Double-punch Monday

Double-punch Monday

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FF post-turkey breakfast. Anyone else having a slice of pie to start their day?

FF post-turkey breakfast. Anyone else having a slice of pie to start their day?

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There is always time for a cocktail

There is always time for a cocktail

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So long 2018! You had 365 days and on one of those I took this photo.

So long 2018! You had 365 days and on one of those I took this photo.

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Finally it's Friday. Let's get Fully Frontal and just stay in bed all day (and maybe

Finally it's Friday. Let's get Fully Frontal and just stay in bed all day (and maybe all weekend too).

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Captain Morgan, by request from U/justforkicksyeah This photo shoot took me to places

Captain Morgan, by request from U/justforkicksyeah This photo shoot took me to places I wasn’t aware of, and finished off with what I can only describe as “epic laughing pirate orgasm”. (Note that’s not in this post, because mods.)

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Looking for some help staying warm.

Looking for some help staying warm.

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Lil Friday fun?

Lil Friday fun?

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[lines challenge] a take on a modern selfie

[lines challenge] a take on a modern selfie

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Lazy Sunday afternoon, I got no mind to worry...

Lazy Sunday afternoon, I got no mind to worry...

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Friday morning stretch in front of me wee bairns.

Friday morning stretch in front of me wee bairns.

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Feeling Brave Enough to Reveal My Face!

Feeling Brave Enough to Reveal My Face!

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Neo-steam green...

Neo-steam green...

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Beautiful Spring day. Perfect hump weather!

Beautiful Spring day. Perfect hump weather!

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Fill in the blank. I'm green with _________________

Fill in the blank. I'm green with _________________

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Morning!

Morning!

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It's a mild Monday and I don't wanna get outa bed!

It's a mild Monday and I don't wanna get outa bed!

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Goooood morning, neighbors. How are y'all on this glorious Easter?

Goooood morning, neighbors. How are y'all on this glorious Easter?

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I am heaven sent. Don' you dare forget

I am heaven sent. Don' you dare forget

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A wee flex for Hump Day.

A wee flex for Hump Day.

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Sunny sprawling Sunday sinful selfie.

Sunny sprawling Sunday sinful selfie.

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You gotta keep em separated!

You gotta keep em separated!

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Hump day comes but once a week

Hump day comes but once a week

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Working from home 2

Working from home 2

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Hump day is also RW cake day. Who wants to drop by for cake and ice cream? ???

Hump day is also RW cake day. Who wants to drop by for cake and ice cream? ???

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A little TBT to say Hello! [M52]

A little TBT to say Hello! [M52]

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Hopefully your Friday has far less drama than this photo

Hopefully your Friday has far less drama than this photo

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Cool fall morning, feeling ready to take on this day!

Cool fall morning, feeling ready to take on this day!

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Leave work early, there’s a key under the mat... I’ve got a warm spot saved for

Leave work early, there’s a key under the mat... I’ve got a warm spot saved for you

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Found some cheap-ass lights for a holiday theme. [m/40] [another in comments]

Found some cheap-ass lights for a holiday theme. [m/40] [another in comments]

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I prefer my wet t-shirts with moms underneath, but this will have to do. [40/m]

I prefer my wet t-shirts with moms underneath, but this will have to do. [40/m]

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Maybe you want to borrow more than just a cup of sugar...

Maybe you want to borrow more than just a cup of sugar...

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Hello neighbor's

Hello neighbor's

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Anticipation

Anticipation

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Being quarantined makes everything more difficult. I need help! Takers?

Being quarantined makes everything more difficult. I need help! Takers?

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Monday morning! Gotta keep up with routines. NSFW

Monday morning! Gotta keep up with routines. NSFW

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Heading out to the pool, care to put in some laps with this (50)yr old Dad

Heading out to the pool, care to put in some laps with this (50)yr old Dad

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Battling Bushy Beard Borders

Battling Bushy Beard Borders

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If you looked through my window this is what youd see.

If you looked through my window this is what youd see.

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Washing Dishes Like the Ancestors (boiling water on gas stove during 3-day power

Washing Dishes Like the Ancestors (boiling water on gas stove during 3-day power outage because tankless water heater has electronic ignition)

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Saying Hi as it’s been a while. [46]

Saying Hi as it’s been a while. [46]

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Uh oh, I think the mom next door saw me...

Uh oh, I think the mom next door saw me...

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I think I've been getting too thin with the gym unavailable. Do the moms like it?

I think I've been getting too thin with the gym unavailable. Do the moms like it? [41/m]

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Who wants to help me finished getting undressed for my shower? [46]

Who wants to help me finished getting undressed for my shower? [46]

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It takes balls to admit I'd play with toys if you came to visit [46]

It takes balls to admit I'd play with toys if you came to visit [46]

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Let's get spicy if it's chili where you are [46]

Let's get spicy if it's chili where you are [46]

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I heard the Easter Bunnies are coming soon....

I heard the Easter Bunnies are coming soon....

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While cleaning the kitchen, I had to make one more pass over the floor [46]

While cleaning the kitchen, I had to make one more pass over the floor [46]

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Relaxing shower

Relaxing shower

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Just stripping off before....

Just stripping off before....

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Need to be stretched this morning too?

Need to be stretched this morning too?

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For my favourite neighbour....come and get it

For my favourite neighbour....come and get it

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I know you can see me, quick come over

I know you can see me, quick come over

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Ready to grab your hips and ass

Ready to grab your hips and ass

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Come finish what I’ve started

Come finish what I’ve started

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Clavicle. The bone that connects the breast plate (sternum) to the shoulder.

Clavicle. The bone that connects the breast plate (sternum) to the shoulder.

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Yes, Yes, Yes….

Yes, Yes, Yes….

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