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THIS WAS THE 5TH FUCKING TIME SHE ASKED FOR A RIDE! THIS IS WHAT I TOLD MY COWORKER!

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I could do w/o the FUCKING drama!!!!!!!!

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Now its time to pay the fucking price!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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PEOPLE POSTING MY SHIT TO THE COPYPASTA AND CRINGE SUBREDDIT ON A DAILY BASIS CAN S MY FUCKIN D!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I LOVE THE SHIT!

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FOR ALL THE FUCKIN TROLLS THAT HAVE BEEN FUCKING WITH ME TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!

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WHAT THE FUCK!!

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PSA TO ALL THE LADIES OUT THERE!!!

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FUCK THE HATERS YALL!!!

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Or get the FUCK outta my way!!!!!!

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WE'VE ALL BEEN THERE WHEN THE PIZZA IS GOOD LOLOL!!!!

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WATCH OUT WHEN U'RE TRYNA REMINISCE WITH THE 90S!!!!

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CATHERINE ZETA JONES REALLY GETS ME STIFF IN THE OLD PANTALONES

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SOME OF US ARE TOO SMART FOR THE EDUCATION SYSTEM MFER!!!

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HE ALWAYS GETS TO SIT THERE AND IT'S NEVER MY TURN WELL TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT!!!

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AT LEAST PULL THE BLANKET UP U FKN sERIUS?

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HE CAN HAVE THE PRAWN COCKT*IL THO, THEY TASTE LIKE SHI*

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JUST KEEP THEM IN THE MEDICINE CABINET

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IT'S NOT YOU'RE TV MFER GIMME BACK THE REMOTE

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ITS BADASS AF ESPECIALLY THE GRRROWLSS

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HOW THE FUCK DO I USE THIS?!?!?!?!

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SERIOUSLY IT EASES THE FLOW OF TRAFFIC CONGESTION... STOP HONKING YOU FUCKS!

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IT'S MY HEART, BY THE WAY

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IT REALLY TIES THE F*KING ROOM TOGETHER

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MY GRANDPFER ALWAYS SAID "KEEP YOURE FREINDS CLOSE, AN STAY THE HECK AWAY FROM YOU'R ENEMYS"

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ACOUSTTIC GUITRAS SUCK MFERS!!! LET ME TELL YOU A STROY OF HOW I TRIED TO SERENADE THIS CHICK WITH AN ACOUSTIC AND HOW SHE SHATTED INSIDE THE SOUNDHOLE!!! I WAS SUPER PISSED BUT THEN I LEARNED THAT ELECTIC GUITARS HAVE NO SOUNDHOLES AND THAT THEY MAKE MOR

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"SWOLLEN WITH LIQUID READY TO BURST A LOAD OF MY LYMPH WILL QUENCH THIS DEAD BODY'S THIRST ONE MONTH IN THE GRAVE TWISTED AND HALF DECAYED SHE TURNED A PUTRID YELLOW I PISSED IN HER MAGGOT FILLED ASS*HOLE" REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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TRUMP: "SEND IN THE HELLS RETRIEVERS MISSILES MOTHERFUCKER!!!!" PUTIN: "лпчтк ьеаог рогио сука ыуат"

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[COCKOUT] IF YOU MAKE CHIMICHANGAS IM GONNA CHIMI CHUCK EM OUT THE WINDOW!!!!!!!!

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LOL THAT FUCKING GUY FROM THE JEEP COMMERCIAL IS DEAD HES PROBABLY A SKELETON NOW SO MAYB HES ONE OF US

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AIN'T THAT THE TRUTH MFERS!!!!!

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AI'NT THAT THE TRUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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MY SHE_WOLF HAS MY BACK. CAN U SAY THE SAME??

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LIVE: COURTROOM SKETCH FROM THE KARMACOURT TRIAL!!!!!!

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WHY CANT YOU GET ONE OF THE COOL FLAVORS LIKE BBQ INSTEAD OF THAT NASTY TRASH FLAVOR???

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FR*CK YOU BROTHER!!! YOU ALWAYS HOG THE GAMER MACHINE!!!

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I DONT KNOW WHEN THE TRAIN GETS HEAR MFER, DO I LOOK LIKE I NO?

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IF YOU DONT STEAL ARE MEMES, THEIR WON'T BE ANY TROUBLE. BUT IF YOU DO THERE WILL BE HE'LL TO PAY AND WE WILL STRIKE YOU DOWN WITH THE FORCE OF ARE SUPERIOR MEMES. GOT IT??

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[MOST BADASS SUMMER] KAREN IS GONNA START LEARNING THE HARD WAY NOT TO FUCC WITH MY LUNCH!!!!!

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THIS IS THE BADASS RESPONSE I BASICALLY GOT AFTER TELLING HER 'GOOD MORNING MFER'

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THIS IS THE LAST DAMN STRAW MFER!

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GUNS ARE ONLY AS GOOD AS THE M'FER WHO AKIMBOS THEM

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PEOPLE WANNA KNOW WHY I DO THE SHIT I DO

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LET?SLIP?THE?HOGS?OF?WAR

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TBH ITS CAUSE MY DAD PAYS FOR THE SERVICE PLAN

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ALL ABOARD YER BADASS MFERS, WE'RE SAILING THROUGH THE FIRES OF HELL

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