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A teacher's joke results in a tumblr user being rendered unconscious

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Mysterious art piece solved. Can confirm, am person who goes to art exhibitions with perfectly proportioned metal rod.

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Confirmed by the dead cats. (NSFW: Injury)

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Redditor witnesses blowjob through closed blinds, everyone applauds.

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The ol' best friend backwards double reach-around fingerbang leads to best night ever

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Corny joke tears family apart

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Group of Men Rush Into Sex Shop, Masturbate, and are Never Caught!

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Toilet assaulter foiled by well-hung Ninjitsu expert [possibly NSFW]

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Badass redneck puts an uppity kneegrow in their place on the subway

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A naturally talented Master of Sex gives his girlfriend multiple orgasms on his second time ever having sex

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Redditor tells us about the best sex he ever had

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Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, Tumblr.

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Happy trails

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Redditor describes losing his virginity at age 8 (NSFW/NSFL)

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Woman's alpha boyfriend asserts his white privilege.

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"Expired Tags Car Spell" protected witch from being pulled over.

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Teenager gets to stare at incredibly hot girl's private parts for two hours. [potentially NSFW (?)]

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High school graduate gets a huge surprise when he walks up to get his diploma

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[NSFW] The touching tale of an asexual girl and her sexually liberated mom and grandma's outing to a sex shop.

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Gym worker goes on homophobic rant to stranger. Brave lesbians shower together in protest

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Anal beads in Ritz crackers

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Yahoo Answers user's mother masturbates with him 50% of the time [x-post from /r/yahooanswers]

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He wanted to pull out, but she had other ideas! (NSFW-ish)

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Confession time everyone. Listen up!

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Four year old sees sister in a bikini. You won't believe what happens next!

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Experienced Exhibitionist Tells True Tale of Sexual Success! (NSFW-ish)

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Redditor has a female friend and splooged on her. Also, came in his own ass. (NSFW)

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Owner Kills Faithful Dog

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He tried to fight me and you won't believe what I did next!

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A redditor's true story of true love and true penis size. NSFW text.

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Student confesses his hidden feelings to his RE teacher!

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Totally legit, Man overhears sex leading to a golden moment [NSFW?]

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Redditor watches girl go CRAZY after taking mushrooms

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For her safety

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Anon was at someone's house. You won't believe what happens next!

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Witty young man has perfect comebacks to cantankerous woman on park bench [NSFW language]

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A text from your crush [Highly NSFW]

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Student finds a TWIN-HEADED PURPLE DRAGON vibrator in his Insanely Hot Teacher's handbag

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Totally real terms and conditions of a relationship between high-schoolers

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This girl is so sexy, you won't believe what happened!

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Redditor takes painkillers, thinks he shit himself, wakes up neighbors with screams after pulling on his own balls

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If only she knew who was coming to poo

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Guy has sex with girl while she is talking on the phone

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We just watched in silence.

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High-powered businessman with huge penis makes money off his thicc dicc

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Guy slaps the ass of a girl while she blatantly sucks a guy off in the movie theater

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Sorry if my massive dong caused the whole interstate to have traffic.

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The self awareness makes it worse

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"I made her suck it after a week of fucking other chicks."

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I swear it's magical!

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I'm sure that happened bud

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This 13 year old claiming he played with his gf s boobs

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Smells dick, pukes, then jumps out window..

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Found on r/pettyrevenge

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How did this get 60k upvotes

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Phones are hard

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And all of the girls clapped and singing!!!

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User Claims to Be a Woman Screwing Her Neighbor's Son But Has No Idea Why She is Mad

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