Jizz

So my University has problems with people drawing penises on the elevator

funny

Man with two penises (NSFW) | Small dog chewing on tennis ball

FiftyFifty

[50/50] [NSFW/L] Several decapitated heads of men with their penises in their mouth | A German Shepherd wearing Wonka Glasses

FiftyFifty

I didn't know penises could talk [NSFW]

creepyPMs

[50/50] Tits and penises in all the wrong places (nsfw)/ Sexiest bank robbery ever! (Nsfw)

FiftyFifty

[50/50] Multi-million dollar home with an aquarium dining table | Wall of penises (NSFW)

FiftyFifty

Did you know some species fight using their penises?

penis, MassiveCock

Ok, I know we don't know each other but I'm really not interested in your penises in my inbox. Let's talk about something else, I don't know, regular expressions maybe? [f]

gonewild

I decided to jump on chaturbate last night (oh yay penises). Cateye isn't really visible.

traps

[50/50] Baby elephant reunited with his mother | Two penises united by stitches (NSFW/L)

FiftyFifty

How about something besides penises?

ladybonersgw

To the individual obsessed with drawing penises

funny

TIL: Nature only makes vaginas. Men only make penises. Men are compensating.

TumblrInAction

Woman with many penises

wtfart, ConfusedBoners

Very Important Penises

cospenis, rupaulsdragrace

They said you couldn't show penises on television... (Prob NSFW).

rickandmorty

These Japanese temple lions have penises

mildlyinteresting

Teacher uses archive of student-drawn penises for the Freudian Unit

thatHappened

I made a romantic penis Valentine! I can't (won't) stop drawing penises.

NSFWFunny

Hello internet, meet my vagina. She likes cuddling with penises, getting French kisses, and giving long strokes on the beach. (F)

gonewild

"She Put Two Horse Penises On Her Shoulders"

rupaulsdragrace

Tattoo of Homer Simpson made out of penises and balls (NSFW)

WTF

[Tattoo] 1 vagina, 1 anus, 2 hands, 2 balls, 6 penises branching from 3 stems, many questions including "why?!?!?!?!?" (NSFW, found in /r/trashy)

ATBGE, justwhy

Jennifer London with 5 penises

doublepenetration

Semen is a skin darkening agent and dead sells from penises stay in women.

badwomensanatomy

Saeko VS. the penises (sabudenego) [Highschool of the Dead]

rule34

Fun (or not so fun) fact, tiger's have barbed penises!

HentaiBeast

Does anyone here like penises?! ?

GaybrosGoneWild

Guy thinks women are designed by nationality for certain penises, among other things (WARNING: PENIS)

badwomensanatomy

My tits are perfect to masturbate penises

TheHangingBoobs

Touching the tips of their penises together

cutefutanari

Lots of sexier penises on /r/foreskin, but here's mine anyway.

foreskin

[F] The hardest penises require the strongest wills

palegirls

So many penises, so little time!

groupsex

Feminine penises

FutanariMemes, futanari

Another reason why Futas are superior: Penises are really practical to hold things

futanari

Because penises definitely reach into our stomachs

badwomensanatomy

A man asks a librarian "Do you have that book for men with small penises?"? The librarian looks on her computer and says, "I don’t know if it's in yet." The guy says "Yeah, that's the one!"

TrueFMK, CedehsFavs

I used to think that my dick was very small, and I wished that I was bigger, but after posting here and seeing what other average penises look like, I am learning to love myself the way I am.

averagepenis

Looking at PENISES never gets boring. They are so beautiful.

GoonGay, penis

Gooners are positive - we don’t discriminate penises. They are all beautiful!

GoonGay, yiff

Our community just rushed through the 2,000 mark! Awesome! Pur gooner brotherhood has 2,000 happy gooner bros now. Find a bro to penis your penises together!

GoonGay

Little known fact: The hair on your eyebrows isn't hair at all! They're actually tiny penises!

nocontextbooks

Cleaning the penises of attractive girls [Futa] [Smegma] [Futadom] [Implied Rape]

hentaicaptions, Futadomworld, Grossdom_academy