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MMC after the cow I'm slaughtering kicks me

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MMC after spilled LPG catches fire

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MMC after I mistake a ditch for a curb in flooded Jinjiang

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MMC after I fall under the train while I board as an usher

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MMC after I get trapped in a mangled burning car

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MMC after a bus runs over us at a bus stop in Shenyang

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MMC after a circuit breaker blows up

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MMC after our hot air balloon floats into a powerline

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MMC after a fuel truck tyre explodes

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MMC after I wear no helmet.

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MMC after I get blasted up the A hole.

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MMC after I crash into a car and then get squished

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MMC after we get shot

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MMC after my leg gets crushed between two cars

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MMC after the grenade I'm carrying blows me up

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MMC after our trucks explode in a crash

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MMC after I get burned alive after being accused of selling rifles to robbers

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MMC after we get shot

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MMC after I crash into a car and then get run over

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MMC after this truck doesn't brake

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MMC after I jump off a hotel

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MMC after I was also shot

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MMC after I'm punched in the face and beaten unconscious by a schizophrenic

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MMC after I get sucker punched and beat up for no apparent reason

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MMC after my grandson kills me with a machete

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MMC after I rear end a car and fall under a truck

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MMC after we crash

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MMC after I get electrocuted

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MMC after I get machete'd in the arm

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MMC after we get hit by a truck

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MMC after we got crushed by a truck

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MMC After i get electrocuted while trying to steal some electricity

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MMC After i get murdered by my 2 sons

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MMC after I'm squished by a truck

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MMC after I get fried on a wire

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MMC after I fall off a building

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MMC after I was crushed by a truck

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MMC after I get shot to death in my shop

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MMC after I leap in front of a train

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MMC after I get car bombed

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MMC after I leap off a building

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MMC after I get hacked to death over a divorce

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MMC after I smash into the side of a car

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MMC after I got decapitated in an accident

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MMC after I get my fingers chopped

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MMC after I try to steal a police officer's car

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MMC after I fall off my motorcycle while trying to recreate a fatal accident in an investigation

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MMC after I get wiped out by a truck

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MMC after I get hit by a car

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MMC after I got shot over an argument about masks

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MMC after I get launched into a guardrail by a truck

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MMC after our hot air balloon crashes

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MMC after I tried to illegally reconnect electricity

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MMC after we're thrown out of the back of a van after a crash

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MMC after I get shot by the police

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MMC after I get launched into the air and dragged by a car

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MMC after I get stabbed to death for trying to give someone a fine

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MMC after I try to carjack a police officer

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MMC after I get stabbed to death for trying to give someone a fine

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MMC after I walk directly in front of a bus

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