Jizz

MFW its deadlift day

fitnesscirclejerk

MFW BAA is shitposting errywhere

Braveryjerk

MFW my boss plays the boss card in an argument

SRSWomen

mfw we go full circle

Braveryjerk

MFW I finally deadlift LMAO4PLAET

fitnesscirclejerk

MFW being an atheist in America

magicskyfairy

mfw when i get upronned [NSFW X 4] edit: literally

Braveryjerk

MFW I'm the first person to post a track in the new EDMP feedback thread and no one has still given me any feedback

edmprodcirclejerk

MFW my wife calls me "kind of curvy for a guy" [nsfbyukid]

fitnesscirclejerk, Tgirls

mfw an unbrave faggot downrons my maymays

Braveryjerk

mfw uprichies

Braveryjerk

mfw niggers

Braveryjerk, ImGoingToHellForThis

MFW I do a FAT shot ;;;@;(right now)

opiates

MFW I'm trying nofap and there's NSFW posts on the frontpage of /r/all

TrollYChromosome

MFW I see all of these sandvich posts

homestuck

mfw when there's nothing here

ClitDepthGIFs

MFW I smoke

gaybears

MFW some asshole kicks me into a mud puddle

MLPLounge

MFW Watching Steven Universe

stevenuniverse

mfw mom tells me gOD is always watching

magicskyfairy

mfw I saw that cutie in the locker pic

MLPLounge

MFW I Finished Seeing the 100th Episode

MLPLounge

MFW the submit button predicts what I'm gonna do [NSFW]

smashcirclejerk

MFW I post on a NSFW and a guy who uses the most extreme myspace angles I've ever seen tells me his standards for what a woman "has to be" acccording to him.

TrollXChromosomes

MFW 5 YEAR CAKEDAY AND REDDIT IS SHITTIER THAN EVER

CrashingThisPlane

mfw when S6 shills don't use the material theme and praise DuARTE but use a shitty iOS launcher

androidcirclejerk

mfw pooping into my gf's butt w/ my special poop

circlejerk

MFW want to look at butts but ain't no butts

Weakpots

MFW i try to avoid spoilers but get spoiled by a cartoonetwork ad about a future episode

stevenuniverse

MFW i'm a car that wants to play soccer, but I can't stop getting fucking by dragons

dragonsfuckingcars

MFW I want to post pictures on facebook to impress my friends with my progress, but I haven't made enough for anyone to care, so I Post here instead - NSFW (No man ass)

Weakpots

MFW I find out /r/SquaredCircleJerk has committed murder/suicide.

SCJerk

MFW I received a [NSFW] poem about my feet

TrollXChromosomes

MFW it's mef Monday but there's only a couple pics on here

weekendgunnit

mfw I knew how to pronounce "Leicester" before the rest of America found out

soccercirclejerk

MFW The doctor tells me to lose some weight but can't cause I'm eating an invisible cake all the time..

ImGoingToHellForThis

MFW I'm just trying to do my job flawlessly and anyone reminds me smile

TrollXChromosomes

MFW defending my complete lack of progress

Weakpots

mfw when I finally achieve my dreams

ImGoingToHellForThis

mfw benis :DDDDDDDDDDDDD

Spurdo

MFW It's the new year and I'm cleared of elbow tendinitis

Weakpots

mfw i le ebin trol a trumpeteercuckerino

Braveryjerk

MFW Im waiting for a new Jerry Miculek video

weekendgunnit

MFW somebody calls my SBR a Peestol.

weekendgunnit

MFW you trap 20+ ships in Singapore two weeks into the war.

paradoxplaza

MFW progesterone has made me extremely horny but real porn makes me dysphoric and most hentai is problematic.

traaNSFW

MFW someone runs up from behind me with an executioner sword.

Mordhau

Mfw got a bad diarrhea and not a bathroom nearby and I feel something leaking out

titanfolk

Mfw you fill me with cum ?? Who wants to fill me first? ?

BBW

Mfw you fill me with cum ?? Who wants to fill me first? ?

chubbyasians

Mfw you fill me with cum ?? Who wants to fill me first? ?

LingeriePlus

Mfw you fill me with cum ?? Who wants to fill me first? ?

BBW_Chubby

Mfw my old rich husband dies unexpectedly ??

BBWGW

MFW I'm about to lose yet another round of strip poker...

Slut, boobs, horny

mfw you call me baby girl

altgonewild