Jizz

I don't think I like the guy we hired to do balloon animals for the kids party... NSFW

reddit.com

I like prostitutes, booze and cigarettes. FUCK KIDS.

bajammer

if we had teachers like this maybe more american kids would be smart

sexyuniforms

That moment when you realize what your balls are going to look like in 50 years. Poor kid. Slightly [nsfw]

funny

Dear USA, Metric system would be awesome, you would advance scientifically like 100x faster, because well kids won't be confused with the root 12 conversions...

TTAMF, FiveYearsAgoNSFW

Looks like the little girl from 'Spy Kids' has grown up(photo from Machete 2)

pics, Boobies

Wifey decided to get them done after 3 kids - they look like hot, googly eyes right now!

gonewild

What a college kids drawers look like.

teenagers

I don't normally like success kid because I'm a bitter woman, but this made me happy.

AdviceAnimals

My kid's stuffed dinosaur totally looks like a...

funny

I hate when my dealer sends me pictures like this. Hes such a punk bitch! Just kidding, he shared....for free! :) its been a great night!

opiates

[50/50] Kid repeatedly shooting a bullseye in a bow shooting competition (not NSFW) | Human shit that looks like the state of Idaho (NSFL)

FiftyFifty

Oops, looks like [M]ommy is about to make a mess with daddies [F]riend while he's out with our kid ;p

gonewild

So feminists are saying they don't like porn anymore. But, but... didn't wymyn enjoy sex as much as Men? Apparently women's freedom to do porn is no longer relevant. feminism's oppression in action. You can't give freedom to kids cause they end up hurting

maledom

Lol mods. Only kidding thoughi actually kinda like this one better ;)

ladybonersgw

It's like stoner kid and miley all into one

funny

What race mixers think their kids will look like.

OffensiveSpeech

Anyone else feel like Bristol Palin's kid is gonna come out as gay one day?

ImGoingToHellForThis

After having 3 kids, Malaysian Mom no longer feels sexy. Would like to have that feeling again.

Saggy

This might have been posted before, but I caught a glimpse of what Finn looked like as a kid

StarWars

Screw your kids back to school posts, its my back on reddit posts:) Have you missed me, like I've missed you?!! (F)orever 40's :)

gonewild, OhNoMomWentWild

Appreciation Thread For This Guy For Hooking Up All The Underage Kids With Softcore Porn, I Wish I Had Someone Like Him When I Was 13

Ice_Poseidon

Anyone feel like adding another kid on my Fiancé's tits?

WouldYouFuckMyWife, wifesharing, amateurcumsluts, realmoms, UncutCumslut

Take turns like good kids now ?

bigonewild

[35y.o.] She's my mom's friend, married, 2 kids, and she really likes me

gonewild, milf, PetiteGoneWild, RealGirls, Amateur, nsfw

Not bad for a skinny white kid, huh? Follow me if you like it

cock

Not bad for a skinny white kid, huh? Follow me if you like it

penis

Not bad for a skinny white kid, huh? Follow me if you like it

bigonewild

Not bad for a skinny white kid, huh? Follow me if you like it

averagepenis

How would you like to flood this thick slut Rachelle's cunt with cum and knock her up? She hates the idea of getting pregnant and having kids, so all the more reason to make her into a good little mommy slut

jobuds

Who else likes this band? Just kidding, I’m only here to show my tits

RealGirls, gonewild

Luke is one lucky kid growing up with sisters like Alex and Hayley. (Ariel/Sarah)

JizzedToThis

Hey dude, remember your thick neighbor we were checking out the other day? Check it out, I swapped into her body. ... Yeah man, that's me! I got her all ready for you, want to take advantage? ... Do I look like I'm kidding? Get your ass over here and fuck

bodyswap

What If My Brown GF Was Dressed Like This While She Babysits Your Kids?

raceplay

I'm [19M] younger than her [54F] kids. She told me she "would take care of me like she is supposed to do"

Hotwife, gonewildcouples

Post-wall 40year old entitled female doesn't have time for kid games and BS, but uses a ton of filters like a teenager.

WhereAreAllTheGoodMen

I'm just an under 40 MILF amateur showing off my amazing body after a lot of kids to build a huge fan base, so I have plenty of guys to pick from when I feel like sucking on a big, new and unfamiliar dick. I'm serious too. You never know when I'll inhale

bigasses

My dream since a kid was to do porn like my sister did so I finally did it [oc]

onlyfanschicks

My dream since a kid was to do porn like my sister did so I finally did it [oc]

onlyfanshottest

My dream since a kid was to do porn like my sister did so I finally did it [oc]

HotOnlyfans

My dream since a kid was to do porn like my sister did so I finally did it [oc]

OnlyfansXXX

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!”

chubby

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!”

maturemilf

Looks like my kid made that necklace

NSFWPortraits

"GODZILLA CAKE" If you a 10 a g type of nigga then this weed aint for you lil bro...This that shit you hit two or three times and you already high type of shit! Smoke the whole blunt if you want to feel like you did when you was a kid again! Hit me up and

DogHoes, StonerProTips, GrowingMarijuana

(F34) Do you like it? Gained 40lbs after two kids. ??

juicyasians

LF Mono Source: I also really love it when you're so straightforward like this CLACK Are you kidding me handcuff, 1girl, 1boy, sfw

HentaiSource

So Many Cutie Pies To Be Had Like Being A Kid In A Candy Store

PattayaBarGirls