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THE BEGOTTEN HUMOUR THEMSELVES WITH BUNNIES AND FESTIVITIES, TRYING TO FORGET, THEY WILL NEVER FORGET.

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What do you guys like more- girls with a sense of humour or lots of cleavage? (F)

gonewild

Muslim humour - Updated for 2017!

ImGoingToHellForThis

A Sense of Humour is Sexy (c. 1950's)

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John had learned to read the subtle signs that a girl was interested in him. [humour]

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Living in a small town meant you knew all the girls your age. Often in the Biblical sense. [vanilla] [humour]

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There was a first time for anything, they knew. Yet somehow this was the dirtiest thing they could imagine. [FFFF] [humour]

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He'd never been popular with the ladies, but recently his luck had been changing. Maybe it was his cologne... [FFFFM] [humour]

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Honesty IS the best policy... but you should pick your battles. [humour]

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Little-known fact: the Enterprise was finally defeated by a team of lawyers bringing child support suits against captain Kirk. [parody] [humour]

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It was one way to make sure she had some time to herself... [FM] [implied FFM] [humour]

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The perfect girlfriend. [humour]

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Technically, her fairy godmother HAD fulfilled her wish. Just not the way she'd expected. [humour] [blowjob] [fantasy]

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She was a great girlfriend, but subtle was NOT part of her vocabulary. [implied] [flirting] [humour]

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Some people just don't take compliments well. [humour] [sex] [surprise]

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Phew! Almost missed her hints. [humour] [flirting] [as subtle as a mack truck]

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Suddenly it all came rushing back. Also, he remembered her. [humour] [flashing] [blonde]

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Was she really into him? Sure, it seemed that way, but he'd been burned before. [blowjob] [waitress] [humour]

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Ruby was the perfect employee: attentive, personable, and honest. [handjob] [humour] [office]

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They were bored, so he came up with an idea. [humour] [sex] [twister]

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Time to hit the ATM... [roleplaying] [wife] [humour]

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That's not how you do th--actually, you know what? You're doing great. [nurse] [humour] [implied]

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Legally speaking, you should never let other people use your pool whenever they like. But then, I'm no lawyer. [flashing] [neighbours] [humour]

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You know, there might be something to the idea that porn can affect people's expectations. [humour] [schoolgirl] [sex for grades]

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I love a healthy dose of humour in my djs

yaoi

Some people just aren't very good at playing games. [humour] [implied]

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Homophones can be confusing. And sexy. [humour] [implied sex]

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Is it possible to make sex political? [humour] [implied]

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You knew it was a close family when you married me! [humour] [foursome]

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She never broke the rules. [naked] [humour]

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Nobody ever reads the flag code anymore, do they? [humour] [Fourth of July]

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She wasn't lying. [implied blowjob] [humour]

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She knew the Art of the Deal. [blowjob] [humour]

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Behind the scenes before a threesome. [schoolgirls] [roleplay] [implied threesome] [humour]

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There are lots of ways to ask for sex, some better than others. [implied] [humour]

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When she goes along with your manipulation, is it really manipulation? [schoolgirl] [naked] [blowjob] [humour]

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Luckily, she wasn't wearing pants, so they couldn't catch on fire. [naked] [implied sex] [humour]

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There are limits to friendship. [naked] [group] [implied blowjob] [implied FFM] [humour]

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A tolerant family...about some things. [blowjob] [humour] [caught]

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What's a harem to do when their master is out? [lesbian] [humour] [group]

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How to deal with an insecure boyfriend? [anal] [humour] [don't do this at home, kids]

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She was an old-fashioned kind of woman. [humour] [implied]

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A generation of kids that watched Frozen are coming of age... [blowjob] [humour]

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A trend in RPGs. [humour] [naked]

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The family toy. [lesbian] [femdom] [maid] [dom/sub] [humour]

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Punishment 101: Know your audience. [spanking] [sex] [schoolgirl] [sub] [humour]

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They try to fool us with onion humour...

onionhate

Netflix and Chill can be misleading. [implied threesome] [humour]

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Life never goes the way we expect, does it? [FFM] [humour] [virginity]

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This has to be humour! But sadly it's not too far removed from some of the crazy myths people believe about 'looseness'.

badwomensanatomy

When you're really close to your sister. [FFM] [group] [humour] [NOT incest, mostly]

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Some people just don't notice new clothes. [naked] [humour]

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Any dark humour jokes related to guro?

guro

What's the definition of irony? [MF sex] [schoolgirl] [humour]

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So I heard guys like girls who play dumb. [naked] [humour] [don't actually take this advice, smart girls are sexy]

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