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When my sister decided she wanted a baby, her only question to me was, "Is it done yet?"

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There'll be even more of my sister to hug, soon.

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Thirsty little bro?

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I've finally gotten my sister to be a little more domestic.

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When my wife says she's too tired, my daughter is always happy to fill in.

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If we had a better TV, maybe mom and I could have avoided some complications.

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My niece can only stop by on the weekends, so I never miss an opportunity.

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Mom's been asking for a grandchild for so long, she finally made my sister and I work together.

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My sister and cousin agreed to one three way when I caught them in bed together. But I think there'll be a few more to come.

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Mom doesn't like to be left alone for too long, so she sends me little reminders to get back.

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My aunt knows just the right temptations.

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It may save water son, but I think we know showering together can lead to other problems.

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"You pulled out first though, right brother?"

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"Good job, bro. I knew you wouldn't let me down."

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Mom has been relying on me a lot more since the divorce.

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Mom makes sure to give me and my son a fresh snack every day.

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Letting loose on a family vacation is a bit riskier when your schooling doesn't include sex ed.

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"Can I sleep in your room tonight brother...again?"

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My sister wasn’t lying about how chill it would be rooming together.

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Unfortunately, the joke shirt I bought for my sister arrived a little late.

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Progress pics look different in our house.

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I lived with my step-mom for a year after the divorce. She’d often say how much I reminded her of my father.

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Mom and I may have enjoyed the beach a little too much this year.

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Sis takes every breakfast with a little cream.

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I told my sister nothing good would come of the pole. But I didn't exactly make the situation better.

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There's more than one way to keep my daughters healthy and fed.

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I've been letting my cousin hide out in my penthouse lately, all things considered.

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Making a mess of things seems to run in the family.

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It's just me and my mom out on the farm. But there's plenty of hay to roll in.

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Sweats can only hide so much, so my sister spends most of her time at my place.

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"Want the first taste, son? You earned it."

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My girlfriend is really jealous of my sister. She'd be even more so if she knew the truth.

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It only took one thing to make my sister more domestic.

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Sis and I spent a little too much time in the bungalow this past summer.

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You don't change horse mid-stream, and my aunt is a lot better than a horse.

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I wasn’t expecting twins from the night I lost my virginity. But then mom has never been known to dilly dally.

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My sister and I have spent so much time on the couch together, it’s where we feel most comfortable now.

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When my aunt and I ran out of DVDs to watch, we had to think of something else to do during my visits.

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I still enjoy my sister’s leftovers.

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Even at home with my mom and sisters, I can't avoid certain aspects of an artists's life.

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Mom doesn't bother closing the shower door anymore.

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My sister's #progress updates aren't like most girls'.

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"Don't think I'll be cooking for both of you, brother."

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My sister's naughty ideas haven't abated in the last eight months.

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Sis likes to show off to her friends back home how happy we are.

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After not seeing my sister for more than six months, her video message had a little surprise in it.

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My sister finds inner peace in nature. I found inner something-else there.

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If my room weren’t on the way to the shower, things might be different for my sister.

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Staying in my sister’s apartment saved money in the short run, but I’m not sure about long-term.

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"Better pick up two cards next year, bro!"

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Even after the chocolate and flowers I got her today, sis isn't convinced about the perks of her new role.

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Sis still fits in my favorite outfit on her, anyway.

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Despite the awkward questions, sis still wants to post on Instagram.

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I wish sis thought about birth control this much a few months ago.

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Turns out my daughter and I each had a surprise waiting when we saw each other for summer break.

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Even though it led to our current predicament, mom and I can't stop making home movies.

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Poor sis is worried about when she can go out and see her friends again, and not just because of the quarantine.

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(B/S) Happy "Accidents"

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Looking back, it was mom catching me watching the Taboo series all those years ago that changed everything for us.

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Once my Stepdad left for work, Mom always messaged me to come join her in the hot tub. It was the only time we could be alone with our child.

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