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The shuttle driver just thought we were crazy kids on Spring Break. He must have missed the "God bro!"s.

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Sorry not sorry I ripped your yoga pants, sis.

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I don't always spend the day at the beach with my sister, but I do find her when it's time to rinse off.

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Sometimes, sis thinks I'm such a nerd, she'll change in front of me. And I don't mind.

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How my little sister gets back at our mom

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I would tell on my brother and step-mom so quickly, if I weren't still hoping they would invite me.

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To be honest, I'm still getting used to being my sister's guinea pig for massage school.

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"Sit down bro, I wanna show you something."

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"You don't mind sharing your huge hotel room, right nephew?"

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As my sister grew more and more curious about boys, mom said it was our duty to help her.

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Our boyfriends know that my sister and I love our spa getaways; but not why.

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Sis says if she closes the door to her bedroom, dad would think it suspicious. So we don't.

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My sisters are using me to test out a new drive-thru idea.

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Sis and I wouldn't have guessed mom's first question when she caught us.

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Finding dirt on my sister can serve many ends.

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As poor college students, sis and I got our mom the best present we could afford for her birthday.

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Despite my best efforts, I'm never quite as responsible as my sister would like me to be.

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Couch time with daddy is more fun when mom is away.

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I help sis get sudsy in the laundry room.

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Sis can be curious about things she really shouldn't.

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Mom's not one to waste anything she's been given.

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My step-mom never leaves a mess.

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When I heard she was back in town, my aunt was the first invite to our house party.

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Sure glad I didn't skip that night on the town with my cousin.

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Sis and I couldn't pass up an empty pool at our hotel.

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I kept sis indoors most of winter break.

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Mom has always said: the family that plays together, stays together.

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My brother still knows how to make me giggle.

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Sis, you want to be a big girl, I'll treat you like a big girl.

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As soon as mom brings us home from class, it's a race to the bedroom.

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The things I let my son get away with.

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Daddy doesn't mind me sneaking in his room at night, at least when mommy's gone.

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Daddy takes a sink-or-swim approach with all his lessons.

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Sis and I promised our parents that we'd be good at home alone for the weekend. So we're trying.

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I love my brother, but some alone time with my boyfriend would be nice, too.

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Dad takes some of his jokes pretty far.

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I'm glad my sister trusts me enough to ask about new things.

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Sis has been teaching me how to handle the delicates.

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It's tough getting over a breakup. But my sister is doing her best to get me through.

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Daddy always makes room on the couch.

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Being poor and bored isn't as rough when my sister is at home.

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We never talked about how you're paying rent, did we sis?

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Chauffeuring my aunt around means plenty of time for side stops.

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My sister convinced me to finally make a contribution in the kitchen.

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My sister is not really someone you say "no" to.

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Sis and I celebrate every Aggie win.

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Usually, my sister takes longer showers.

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When I determine to lie around all day, my sisters still make the most of it.

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Mom won't let her sister have anything if she can't. Including me.

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My sister thinks her morning breath is just a side effect of Ambien.

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Since my cousin transferred schools, I play hooky more than ever.

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I shouldn’t have joked that my sister only uses my bathroom for the shower head. She showed me she’s more old-fashioned than that.

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When I wake up my sister early, at least she's a good sport about it.

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I love my daughter's little surprises in the morning.

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Sis starts with the most important bits first.

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Sis is always understanding of my little faults.

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It’s all fun and games until you drench your sister’s womb.

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Today is the one day I don’t hold back showing my appreciation for mom.

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As my sister has grown more and more feminist, I’ve learned to appreciate gender equality too.

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"You like my tan lines, daddy?"

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