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Kraft Mac & Cheese on a Kirkland Frozen Pizza

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Beef and brocori

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Butter-Sauteed Chicken Breasts with Ghetto-Style Peanut-Thai Ramen

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Lemon sage chicken with some sides and Forrest Gump and vodka sodas. Also, imgur took fucking forever.

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Bachelor night = beer/steak night

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Chili Mac N Chz

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Gameday Bagel Sandwich

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Texan Podvarak, or How I Learned to Stop Caring and Love the Bubble-Gut

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Drunken Stroganoff

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Let's make some dinner

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Fried pate, w/ Calvé (mayo) on toast w/ Triolini & Tajin (obviously)

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Drunk, pantsless hotel chili using a franzia box as a cutting board.

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Sausage on a fork.

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Eggery Poachery

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Phil's Pennsyltucky chili and skillet corn bread (warning, long album and no beans)

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Roast Beef Stuffed Pizza Bread Sticks

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The best worst ramen in the west

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Tom Kha Gai/Kung+Makkwa - or How I learned to stop worrying and love the ladyboy.

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It was going to be super fucking cold here this weekend, so I made French onion soup before going to the bar on Friday. It's gone now. And it's currently still -20F. :(

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Crockpot Honey Garlic Chicken

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Jalepeno Bacon Potato Poppers - aka I learn to bake potatoes

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Italian Wonderpot!

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Woke up with this next to my bed. Apparently I passed out before I could eat it

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Teriyaki Philly Cheesesteak

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Smoked Oyster Nachos

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25 cent pizza. Minus the cost of the vodka.

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Steak Sangwich

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Drunk pizza last night

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Wasting away in Mojitoville...

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Soup and sandwiches make a good dinner on a chilly day

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Have some leftover steak? Day Drunk Steak Tacos

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Chorizo + Pinto Tostadas with Cabbage-Carrot-Roasted Corn-Lime Slaw and Avocado

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The grilled cheese after some snaps induced feature creep. Prepared drunk, submitted from work while hungover.

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Made steak for the second time in my life. Boyfriend wants steak? Boyfriend gets steak.

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OG Pizza Rolls

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leftover bhindi masala (indian hot) + "tater rounds" + tofutti sour cream. sixpoint RESIN. get some.

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kimchee and ham sushi

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Not sure if it counts as 'cookery' but this is the infamous Subway Tuna-Meatball.

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Cast iron pan pizza with mozzarella, ricotta, Parmesan and Comté. Bourbon pairing optional, but recommended.

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Japanese Curry and Beer

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I made mozzerella covered steak, then took some hamburger rolls, smothered them with garlic-herb butter, toasted the buns and steak on grill, threw in some green onions that I have growing on my windowsill, ripped everything up and threw it in a bowl and

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Crab, steak, scallops, and risotto. Merry Christmas to all!

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Drunken cookery, live blog update. Snowpocalypse edition

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Simple shit.... chicken and lettuce

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V-day shrimp Alfredo bitch

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I did this drunk thing

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Breffist, still too drunk for steps.

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Pacifico and Fish Tacos

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