Jizz

How To Get Drunk Like A Pro (NSFW language)

funny, drunk

I have no recolection of this happening. Last night was a good night. (NSFW copious amounts of man nipple)

drunk

We finished the vodka, now for the Johnie Walker.

drunk, nsfw

A bunch of kids made the local paper for underage drinking. One girl had no fucks to give. [xpost from r/funny]

drunk, firstworldanarchists, ImGoingToHellForThis

A match made in heaven. [NSFW-ish]

drunk

Big Sexy Jugs

drunk

It's a Boobie Coozie! (xpost from r/crochet)

drunk, crochet

Got high as shit, forgot the laptop was hooked up to the TV. Result: double pornbow.

drunk

NSFW because of balls. This photo was sent to me this morning. I can tell it's 4+ years old because of my tattoos and the house, but I have zero recollection of this night. Probably for the best.

drunk, WTF

This guy is going to have one hell of a shameover when he realizes what he did.

drunk, cringepics

Tits & Rum! Ahoy!

drunk, DrunksGoneWild

i just realized i have tree days between the end of semester and beginning of my internship おはよう

drunk

I sometimes find myself drawing dicks while I'm intoxicated, cheers!

drunk, drawing

My favorite party trick.

drunk

The Next Day

drunk

This was me on Saturday night.

drunk

Thank-you for the fabulous start to the day housemate! NSFW

drunk, MensHighJinx

My pops had a bit too much to drink tonight. He went to piss in some bushes and I found him 20min later like this. He fell down and was giggling nonstop.

drunk, funny

When the sun comes up, the bums come out [nsfw]

drunk, fitnesscirclejerk

A thousand times injustice. NSFW/NSFL Gore

drunk, ImGoingToHellForThis

[NSFL]Throwing food to hungry crocodiles which don't know the difference between food and friend, WCGW

Whatcouldgowrong, AnimalsBeingJerks, outside, ShittyAnimalFacts, drunk, thisismylifenow, gifs, Unexpected, natureismetal

That happened!

drunk, WTF

just having a beer

gifs, shinycleavage, drunk, BonerMaterial, madeforsin, brewbies, BigTeenTitsAndAlcohol

Ah these lazy Sundays!

drunk

Shower. Pig. Beer.

showerbeer, WTF, photoshopbattles, CringeAnarchy, drunk

Dick and balls out of emptiies!!

drunk

No need to upvote. Here is my girlfriends ponyta-tas. [NSFW]

drunk

Nsfw somebody can't handle her alcohol

drunk

Everyone on the bar patio gathered around and cheered. She carried his ass the whole way. Looking up ladybug sex is disturbing.

drunk, awwnverts, awwwtf

Liquor doesn't care if you are married, you will open those legs

drunk

Portuguese girl in university festival in Algarve get free drinks

drunk, FestivalSluts