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Birthday present for a friend! Inspired by Santigold's "Look at These Hoes" (NSFW-ish)?

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We have a book of "Naughty Paint-doku". Turns out they make excellent cross stitch patterns. (Slightly NSFW - stitched boobs)

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Christmas Gift

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First design completely from scratch :)

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[NSFW] Tell 'em how you really feel!

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WIP (possible NSFW) "Just taking a peek", I've been working on it off and on since Feb. 2013.

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Couldn't sleep, had some scraps leftover to work with [NSFW text]

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Steotchalong has started! If this doesn't pull you in, I don't know what will. (NSFW) Steotch.com

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[WIP] Currently 3 in Progress, 2 almost finished. NSFW Language.

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[NSFW] My buddy likes Dre, so I threw this together for his birthday

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Something that I did a while ago (excuse the seam!)

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Little gift I made for my dad. One of my grandma's favorite sayings. (Might be nsfw-ish)

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NSFW Cross stitch I made for my 20 year old son, he loves it.

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Latest project

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A pretty vulgarity

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[FO] A Christmas gift for my lovely, foul mouthed friend who is often mistaken for a lady. NSFW-Language

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My friend requested this quote....

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FO. Finished my sisters birthday present just in time. Very slightly nsfw due to puns?

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[FO] Kanye via Dave Chappelle

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[FO] Just a little NSFW something I stitched for my sister.

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[FO] [NSFW] Titty Sprinkles

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[WIP] Too relevant right now

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[FO] Tiny stitch for my best friend's birthday.

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[FO] Stitched it like a lady too (bonus "helpful" cat in comments)

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[FO] Got inspired by something ilana said in Broad City and whipped this up

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[FO] Pretty swear words for my Best Friend's Birthday. Pattern by me, made in WinStitch [NSFW]

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[FO] Beep Beep, Bitch. You're Gay

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[FO] Wisdom from Ser Bronn of the Blackwater

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[FO] Girlfriend loves Randy Marsh, so I cross stitched her one of her favorite versions (nsfw)

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[FO] Just a friendly little reminder. nsfw, self designed

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[FO] Cushion I made for my mom

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[FO] F*ck Cancer Christmas Gift!

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[FO] When your friend doesn't like getting presents

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[FO] Cats aye?

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[FO] Let That Shit Go

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[FO] A free hand bookmark I made on a whim long ago. I found it in my stuff hidden away and don’t think I posted it here before :D

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[FO] This one was really fun to do!

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[FO] Because F**k you that's why

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[FO] Just finished this to brighten up my wee toilet. Custom pattern.

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[FO] Finished and ready to wash and frame!

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[CHAT] I'm searching for this flowery font at the bottom here...

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[FO] I mean, that or strength

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[FO] a quick stitch I designed for a friend in trade for her adding pockets to some clothes for me

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[FO] October is also Cancer Awareness Month!

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[FO] Subversive unicorn cross stitch I made for a classmate.

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[FO] One Christmas present down, a million more to go.

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[Chat] A friend of mine really likes this cross stitch. I'd like to make it for her but I've never cross stitched in my life. How difficult is this going to be?

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[FO] Finally framed last year's Christmas Stitch!

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[FO] First project ever. Got a wild hair up my ass and bought a $20 kit from amazon.

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[WIP] my favorite 90 day fiance quote from this garbage season. 3rd project to date.

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[FO] NSFW I made this for a coworker that requested a swear word, a rap lyric, and green. Self- drafted, although the leaves are loosely based on a DMC pattern.

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[FO] Present for my sister. I added the cream in the badger, thought it looked weird without. From Etsy (https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/761544933/i-dont-give-a-hufflefuck-pdf-cross?ref=lp_rv-1&pro=1) NSFW

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[FO] A friendly reminder and my first finished project

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[FO] My first two projects

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[FO] Flying Witch

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[FO] A quote from a poem by Cardinal Bea, and a question about creative censoring.

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[FO] My cross stitch Christmas bauble! Pattern details in comments.

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