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Women are the cows of people!

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Awesome mannequin (xpost r/funny)

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Perfect male toy. Sex then Sleep

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This suspiciously hot Predator popped up in my FB feed...

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Lady Carnage

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No idea where this is from

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Sexual Predator [X-post from pics]

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The lips get me... (x-post from /r/wtf)

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:p

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Latex Cat?

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Melon

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Just Another Day In The Skate Park x-post WTF

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Breakfast

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Julia Louis-Dreyfus fucks a clown for GQ

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So innocent and cute.

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Sexy zombie

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Thought you all would like this. (From /r/mildlyinteresting/)

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Funny

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Just the tip

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No words, just confused boners

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This is a guy.

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This plant.

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"Rapture" by Janaschi on Da. NSFB. You have been warned.

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The Hobbit: An Unexpected Erection

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There is absolutely no reason this should be turning me on right now.

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Two people kissing

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Weird ass toy

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Anal waxing

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Apologies if this has been posted before.

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join the dark side, we have...weird outfits?

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confused whilst playing fable 2.

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Attack on tit-an

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Why is this erotic?

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Bread as it's baked X-Post r/woahdude

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Reversed magnet putty and a magnet.

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My towell this morning. [OC]

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Like a glove

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Spider Solitaire

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Get on your back and spread your legs bby, show me how naughty you've been

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Looks like I'm staying in tonight...

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I know you are, but what am I?

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Today's secret word

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iPhone thong

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Make Burlesque Great Again

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I can still put my dick in it

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Gimme tasty magnet!

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I like um udders

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Gray Wolf

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Just go with it.

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The possibilities would be endless.

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Nice... :O

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Well, at least someones getting strong forearms from this...

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I want a bite of THAT!!!

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You Shall Not Smash!

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How he wiggles his "paste"

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Oddly Arousing Robot

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This Ginseng Plant Doe

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Fleshlight Sub

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