Jizz

The exception, not the rule.

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Under 6 feet need not apply

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Not to be racist but...

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Genius wanted, send weight height and job in 1st message ;) lol (x-post from r/justneckbeardthings)

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"There should only be one fat person per couple."

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Great joke

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Just bc I'm fat doesn't mean I like fat dudes

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People paying a camgirl to show her butthole are rude and don't say happy birthday! SAD!

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Paul Mitchell School and wants a grown up...

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He's not going to message first.

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Decent guys don't care about my size

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Was on /r/funny, feels like it's appropriate here.

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"I'm picky"

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This guy

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"Don't let my pic fool you"

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My plans are foiled

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Anyone? (X-post /r/trashy)

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She believes she deserves a "fit and successful man"

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Doesn't get along with gay guys...

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Dilbert knows how to do it

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International niceguy with that ? tinder game (x-post /r/niceguys)

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Be Tall

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Sigh

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XPOST from /r/cringeanarchy ...oh god, it hurts.

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Good luck with that.

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Oh nooooo

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My local craig's. List of unrealistic demands followed by "must love BBWs" - cringe

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I generally think that posts without pictures aren't worth it, so I only clicked on this CL add because it said it had a picture. He loaded a plain white jpg... In any case he is pretty evasive and if he had money to buy in a pretty little girlfriend he w

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Op posts in r/books asking how to pick up women (x-post from r/cringepics)

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I want a tall, intelligent Black man who will give me lots of attention, and in return I offer you this

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Well that did not go well (x-post r/Tinder)

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Hint: I am worth a lot

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"I know I am looking for a unicorn [tee hee] but here is my list of demands. I of course am just a ball of jelly with nothing to offer"

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If you spent as much time working on yourself as you spent dreaming about that, you might actually have a chance

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Ready for [f]un

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Vintage choosing beggars

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You can't be my boyfriend, but you can't have sex with anyone else. You must be muscular, white, college educated, uncircumcised, hair length in a specific range, and meet all these other requirements.

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Posted this on trashy, was told it belongs here

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so what am I even supposed to get out of this deal? (NSFW)

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Haven't sold my artwork in years, turns out this beggar just wanted nudes. Sigh.

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