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They can see it how small you are...

They can see it how small you are...

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She's just not made for someone like you

She's just not made for someone like you

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To a beta boi, this is a compliment.

To a beta boi, this is a compliment.

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Women never fall for that old line...

Women never fall for that old line...

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Burn

Burn

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Some women just love messing with beta bois

Some women just love messing with beta bois

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It's for your own safety

It's for your own safety

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You either get laid or you don't...

You either get laid or you don't...

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This is your dream life...

This is your dream life...

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She sees now sees you for the real you, a beta male.

She sees now sees you for the real you, a beta male.

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At least she was honest

At least she was honest

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Well that's never gonna happen, is it?

Well that's never gonna happen, is it?

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Beta's can't have normal sex...

Beta's can't have normal sex...

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The same old story...

The same old story...

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Girl Talk

Girl Talk

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Yout small dick brings out a woman's mean side for some reason

Yout small dick brings out a woman's mean side for some reason

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That webcam really paid off, right?

That webcam really paid off, right?

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We can only dream

We can only dream

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Fair Question

Fair Question

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Quick, snap a pic

Quick, snap a pic

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A real shrinky dink

A real shrinky dink

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The betas only job.

The betas only job.

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She needs a real man, and that's not you.

She needs a real man, and that's not you.

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Um, how did she know?

Um, how did she know?

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can't touch this

can't touch this

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At least it's memorable

At least it's memorable

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Not likely

Not likely

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Thanks for clearing that up

Thanks for clearing that up

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It's nice to finally win something

It's nice to finally win something

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Double Trouble

Double Trouble

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Then you woke up...

Then you woke up...

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With friends like this...

With friends like this...

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She can't hold it back

She can't hold it back

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It explains everything...

It explains everything...

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Popsicle Blues

Popsicle Blues

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She's a real joker

She's a real joker

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Girls think its funny

Girls think its funny

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They can tell

They can tell

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The thing you'll never have

The thing you'll never have

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Obviously

Obviously

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Every Time

Every Time

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Not even close...

Not even close...

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The similarities are staggering...

The similarities are staggering...

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The women may change, but the look remains the same...

The women may change, but the look remains the same...

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At least that's something

At least that's something

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I know I would

I know I would

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The writings on the wall

The writings on the wall

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Put it away

Put it away

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Wait!

Wait!

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Beta Porn

Beta Porn

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Good News. The Sex Is On!

Good News. The Sex Is On!

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The news took her by surprise

The news took her by surprise

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The infidels

The infidels

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Shock and awe

Shock and awe

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They all know you at work

They all know you at work

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Do you measure up?

Do you measure up?

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So True

So True

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No Thanks

No Thanks

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