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If you look real hard, you can see how hard my dick is right now. [SFW]

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gone wild gone fun

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for Taylor Swift

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BATDICK

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TIL that Nicholas Cage plans to be buried in a New Orleans tomb based on National Treasure

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butts

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My friend's dad has this car in his garage...

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look at this ugly ass penis

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Frott

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Boobs and whatevs im in a bathtub

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Peter the flaccid Piper! Oh fuck.

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I've had (M)ixed reviews, what's the reddit world think.

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Would you like some balls with that?

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HNY Boozebags.. Here's me waking up.

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Boys are back in HD

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What do you fucking drunks want to see? Have dick, will travel.

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BORED HOUSEWIFE PLS RESPOND

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Ball sack

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K, naked on the internet....now what?

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When they call me a prick they don't even know

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Past the point of no return

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"Sound" interesting to you?

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no poos, no insertions.. just a working mans tan lines

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dig this flaccidity, plus bonus short shorts

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The fabled banana bag!

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I'm all out of fucks to give.

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Here's my butt!

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hotter me (2 years ago)....probably shouldn't leave this up too long

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Anyone want to gobble this up? ;)

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Wait, this isn't what needed measurement! ;)

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Eh, fuck it

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For you...

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When your man is away, it's always good to remind him of what's waiting at home.

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Say what you want; It's mine.

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Kiss my ass goodbye!

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Oh look, less clothes! I got caught drinking a shooter at the gym yesterday and got a "warning". ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Tired of being a grad student. Drunk and horny 24/7

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Same shit same towel

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Fuck teeth are nasty (just like y'all)

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Got my furs, tophat, leather underwear, and riding crop. Now get on your knees like a good little girl.

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Hi

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My rarely used cock

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Are we posting rarely used cocks?

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roast me

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Different?

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A sign of child abuse is smearing fecal matter everywhere. Luckily Im an adult.

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