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The risk of heart attack sounds bad, although id imagine the convulsions would help keep the rhythm up atleast. (Nsfw/NsfL)

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Quite the fitting title for (brace yourself) brain-fetish child-molestation fanfiction that crosses Rocko's Modern Life over with The Buzz On Maggie to have Flecko The Fly rape Maggie Pesky nearly to death inside of Heffer Wolfe's adoptive mother's brain

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Man boobs.

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Fantastical

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Hey, wanna see my bird fetus spoon?

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[NSFW] Another first in the world of automation...

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umm wtf

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I wisened up and got really good at covering my tracks like a lusty pervert ninja

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If I'm going to get gangbanged it's gonna be by mosquitoes

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If I'm going to get gangbanged it's gonna be by mosquitoes

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The internet is obsessed with this Coachella ferris wheel blowjob

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"I have an insane birthing poop fetish and you just can't compete with the real thing"

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I bet that feels like a silk bag filled with puppy dog ears

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Does this count?

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Sometimes I just wanna....

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That's a new one

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"You could have a friend duck tape it to a mop handle and shave your balls for you - blindfolded - from across the room, and you'd still end up with a sack as soft as a newborns cheek."

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You know what they say, the birds with the best nests...

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I guess a crayola penis cannot be said to be regularly-shaped.

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Pickling cucumbers [NSFW]

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Let's plan a food sex weekend. Finally! I can contribute!

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" Don't put satan's little cum in my little drop of perfection "

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Found it in r/Oversharing

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Sperm Scoop

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Dumpster food [NSFW]

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Quenching thirst for anal

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7000 newtons of force leaving your thighs completely purple

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Definitely never seen that combination of words.

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When you go into the group chat after a few hours.

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Sucking Winnie the Pooh's dick

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Found one in the wild

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Gonna grate that virgin on top until you say when

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Furry hotpocket porn

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Secret world engine

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The Rainbow Dash figure has been boiled in cum

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"Is God circumcised or uncircumcised?"

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Butt chugging sunlight

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BLT, but without the lettuce or tomato...

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"...dip their hands in big barrels of dinosaur juice..."

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Have you ever attached some poo poo to your weener?

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"He put his deep Monstrous-Dick through Flik's Loss-Virgin-Bottom Hole" (from A Bug's Life: Immortal Lemons)

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Fap to the Future (NSFW)

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Can't believe Gwyneth Paltrow just gentrified oviposition [nsfw]

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/u/teebob21 has an interesting approach to password complexity

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Apologies for the platypus porn

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You know ms. mary had the gawk gawk 5000

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Make his morning glory a demonic dawn

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SLPT: Free lube

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Why is this dog posing like he got an onlyfans

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Spermies!

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Sodomized by the extending ornament

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Huh, then I must be one lucky man. I've never seen an ant drinking from my cum.

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Just imagine what this would sound like in a quiet afternoon in a random apartment room in Charlotte, North Carolina

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My surname is Glasscock.

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Straight-bro-no-homo-fucking DID happen

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A bunch of little nonfunctional penises

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Learning how to use your, ahem, *hardware* better than a fourth grader

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The AoT fans are not okay right now

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Dominance

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