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Girlfriend's way of protesting my handlebar mustache [NSFW]

funny

Photographing my Man Butt and my Midas Touch together was difficult. Here are some blurry pictures.

showerbeer

Was burning a card and was surprised when it was chosen. That was until I read the chat box.

cardsagainsthumanity

Mirror Mirror on the wall

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Greet one another with a holy kiss. All the churches of Christ greet you.

SistersofChrist

busty beach bod

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Black and White tunmmy

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Gazing someplace tropical

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close up

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Friend snapped this pretty sick picture of me.

cocaine

up close

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white lace

nsfwhardcore, manandwoman

3-fer

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Yay! Fuzzy Socks!

FFSocks

White Phone, Black Bikini

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