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I was in bed with my girlfriend. She said, "Does the fact that I'm blind turn you off?" I said, "No, of course not" She said, "Why can't you get an erection then?" I said, "To be honest, the guide dog lying between us is a bit off-putting"
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I've just seen a soul singer carrying a box of 80's computers... I think it was Lionel Richie and the commodores.
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want to know an instant way to make your cock bigger? ... Shove the ruler into your stomach harder
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Whoever invented 'Ladies First' is a fucking genius. It's the easiest way to stare at a woman's ass without getting caught.
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Saw a chameleon today.... So I guess it's safe to say it was a pretty shitty chameleon.
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wait. it's stuck lemme get that for you
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I refuse to let my son become a mime. It's frightening how many of them end up on the street.
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on the stairs
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