Jizz

You said Netflix and chill.

funny, OkCupid, trippinthroughtime, strippinthroughtime

When the girl is a freak but ugly AF

trippinthroughtime, strippinthroughtime

When someone complains to your manager about your service

strippinthroughtime

/r/gonewild

strippinthroughtime, fappingthroughtime

I've heard of bottle service but this is ridiculous

strippinthroughtime

Peeping Toms used to get a lot more respect

strippinthroughtime, trippinthroughtime

When you're an ugly duckling but she's into Grey Goose

strippinthroughtime, trippinthroughtime

Teamwork

strippinthroughtime, trippinthroughtime, ImGoingToHellForThis

What really happens at sleepovers

strippinthroughtime, trippinthroughtime

Absolutely scandalous

strippinthroughtime

When she catches you sneaking out

strippinthroughtime, trippinthroughtime

Sorry, glasses haven't been invented yet

strippinthroughtime, trippinthroughtime

The problem with genies

strippinthroughtime, trippinthroughtime

Take a dirty picture for me

strippinthroughtime, trippinthroughtime

Diagnosis

strippinthroughtime

Dick game over 9000

trippinthroughtime, strippinthroughtime, meirl

"and we would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!"

strippinthroughtime, kink_irl

I've made a mistake...

strippinthroughtime, trippinthroughtime

The crazy/hot ratio is way off

strippinthroughtime

[x-post /r/trippinthroughtime] When da yoga pays off

strippinthroughtime

Mary Jane is the only girl for me

strippinthroughtime, trippinthroughtime

And I ran, I ran so far away

strippinthroughtime, trippinthroughtime

Girls Gone Medieval

strippinthroughtime, trippinthroughtime

That gives a whole new meaning to "handservant"

strippinthroughtime

White girl wasted

strippinthroughtime, trippinthroughtime

Love bites

strippinthroughtime, trippinthroughtime

When he adds yet ANOTHER girl to the harem

strippinthroughtime

I'm gonna need a new prescription for beer goggles

trippinthroughtime, strippinthroughtime

I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies

strippinthroughtime, trippinthroughtime

No matter what you've got, it's not enough

strippinthroughtime, trippinthroughtime

Piss Drunk

strippinthroughtime, trippinthroughtime

Party from the neck down

strippinthroughtime

Don't fear the Reaper

strippinthroughtime

The Real Slim Shady

strippinthroughtime, trippinthroughtime

I'm sexy and I know it

strippinthroughtime

Thanks Oasis

strippinthroughtime

A permanent erection

strippinthroughtime

Intersection of r/ImGoingToHellForThis and r/trippinthroughtime

strippinthroughtime

Home Alone

strippinthroughtime, trippinthroughtime

Waking up after a wild night

strippinthroughtime

Feelin like a Queen

strippinthroughtime

Hmm...needs more dicks

strippinthroughtime

The things you do for sex

strippinthroughtime

No shots below the belt

strippinthroughtime

I'm waiting until marriage!

strippinthroughtime

I put her on my plate, then I do the dishes

strippinthroughtime

Pay attention to your fingering

strippinthroughtime

lol butts

strippinthroughtime

Going for the championship belt

strippinthroughtime, trippinthroughtime

No kidding

strippinthroughtime

Time: trippin

strippinthroughtime, Vermintide

The meat market is open

strippinthroughtime

At least it's not beating a dead horse

strippinthroughtime

Desperate times call for desperate measures

strippinthroughtime, trippinthroughtime

pening up... snapcht:nagzeal ???

strippinthroughtime

Wish one of my dates would just fuck my needy pussy my snap vluxbind

strippinthroughtime

Let me feel special :) You think I'm special? :) Check my snap xprettyg

strippinthroughtime

Greatest accomplishment of my life

strippinthroughtime

Overslept greek

strippinthroughtime

A S S (sorry if too many crossposts)

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