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When the doctor is done with your bullshit and gives you the vaccine, whether you want it or not.

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Hide and Seek

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Net Neutrality

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When you teach your bro to dribble so he can be part of the team

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Happy Easter!

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how else can i Netflix n Chill

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That snake!

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Gaymer

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Definitely the blanket from the dryer.

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What's Ligma?

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Gaymer buds.

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When your friends tells a funny joke.

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when your buddy insist on paying for dinner, but you still want to contribute

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Trying to stay awake during class on a Monday

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"This was when they fed the male lion a live chicken..."

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Flash cards would’ve been more challenging

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When you see a huge spider next to your feet

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Beefy and stuffed, mmm

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You're crying from all the stress when a coworker comes to say you're late for a meeting

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After AC cools the car down

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When You Step On A LEGO

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Declassified Area 51 Archive Photo

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When you're already stuffed [NSFW]

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Oh Jesus.

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Enjoying the simple things of winter

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You wanna go to bed? You have a better game in the bed? Alright then.

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When you worry there's a fly

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When your friend is missing the best part of the YouTube video

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When it's laundry day and you check to see what's clean and what's dirty

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How to wait in line like a gentleman

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When you're captured by pirates and anxiously watch crew scrub the deck while waiting for the captain

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I got to taste the cookie dough

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When you have to waterboard an enemy agent, but there is no water...

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Dinosaurs

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When your bro insists that his toes crack in a suspicious way, but no matter how hard you concentrate you can't hear anything.

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Tragically getting strangled to death in your sleep

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daily commute struggles

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Not gay marketing

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Assassin's Creed's new DLC.

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when your mcchicken has way too much mayonnaise

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In these uncertain times....

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When your homie lets you suck the Hot Cheeto dust off his fingers

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when you're relaxing on your hammock and you spill your lemonade

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front rows may get wet.

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When you're trying to get back to your seat?

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when you get a cramp while swimming right after eating and the lifeguard pulls you to safety

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Nothing to see here, just a gym bro trying the new plank thingy he saw online... And as it turns out, he really did enjoy this workout, the youtube masters didn't lie, now neither do his hips

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Hmm...

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Such a selfless friend, sucking out the snake bite venom to save his buddy...

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Election 2020

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This will only hurt a little

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When another season of Rupaul's drag race had just released and you have to decide which queen u gonna rooting for

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when you and a coworker both reach for the last donut in the break room

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When you keep forgetting to take your multivitamins so a good homies does what a good homie must...

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A true hero

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when you jump onto a waterbed and it springs a leak

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thank you superman!!

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when it’s the first day of summer and you hit up the water park and go down the water slide

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when your wish for a lemonade drinking fountain comes true!

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