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[kindof NSFW] Masturbation saves anon from cops

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This HAS to be the greatest greentext ever written

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Anon meets Girlfriend's Dad (NSFW text)

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Anon getting laid? Haha, in Anon's dreams. Actually, still no.

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Anon finds the best porn ever [NSFW]

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Anon's first Sexytime

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Anon's wincest [NSFW]

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Anon takes his cousin's virginity [NSFW]

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Anon tries a new restaurant

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OP loses his virginity.

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Whats the worst thing you've ever done to another person?

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Anon has a gf (x-post from r/4chan)

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Anon in the Nintendo World Championships (NSFW)

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Anon isn't gay tho

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Anon and the Shit Dildo (NSFW)

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Day supply of greentext

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Anon goes on a Craigslist-adventure

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Anons masturbating to anime girl face rigs of other anons masturbating.

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NSFW The Hacker Known as "4chan"

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OP Shitposts

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Anon gets married

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Anon really hates Bees

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Anon's Indian Girlfriend

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SJWs are taking over the porn industry

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Anon's ritual

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$150 for 30 minutes

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Anon throws life away for retarded aunt muff

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Anon likes Shrek(NSFW)

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Solid 8.3

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Anon leaks a scene from the Incredibles

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Anon has cold balls

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The best greentext writer ever is not dead: Column is back !!!

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Anons got some hornyass friends

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Ok greenfags, I need help finding the greatest greenest of all time

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Anon is artist guy

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Anon has his ass eaten

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Popping a hemorrhoid

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Anon regrets everything

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Anon tries Lactation

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careful out there lil anons

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Anon speaks the truth

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Anon is Chinese

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OP impales

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Anon is in love with a specific kind of guys

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Anon has an addiction

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Not so 'anon', has fun after work

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Anon tastes something

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Anon is in dead inside

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Annon learns to play the Didgeridoo

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Anon learns how babies are made

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Anon is proud of his beautiful family

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Who's first?

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Pain, suffering even

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Anon has a friend who is a girl

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Anon helps his friend

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Anon does the best exercise

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Anon time travels.

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Anon is a madlad

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Anon is happy

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The bassy poopoo man

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