Jizz

Reddit wont let me log in... (nsfw language)

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Starving people with no water to bathe with [Slightly NSFW]

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I saw this comic and immediately thought of you, FWP. [NSFW]

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My porn slowed down to a slide show (NSFW)

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I was so close. (NSFW)

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Frilly panties & striped suspenders [x-post from r/ass]

Pantyfetish, ass, firstworldproblems

My doctor says I am still not fat enough to get a free electric scooter.

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I habitually clicked a NSFW link in front of my mother. [NSFW]

firstworldproblems, nsfw

NSFW firstworldproblems

pics

Facebook is literally Hitler...(NSFW Language)

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I wish the one on the right was closer to the one on the left so I could look at them both at the same time in high resolution (NSFW)

firstworldproblems, LegalTeens

Infinite energy

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I'm too lazy to go back and make this funnier so now I probably won't get any internet points for it.

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Firstworldproblems [NSFW]

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Why I fap [FIXED] (nsfw)

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I can't get any snatch for my seed...

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I brought this beautiful Japanese model home last night. Now I need advice on what colors to paint my junk.

funny, nsfw, firstworldproblems, gonewild

the whole body screening device at my airport detected a tumour in my liver. NSWF.

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The dildo broke; now I have to go into the bad part of town to that store with the sticky floors (NSFW)

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at parent's for thanksgiving = couldn't fap till i was back ho[m]e (firstworldproblems)

gaymersgonewild, LGBTGoneWild

I wasn't able to post this while reddit was down this morning so I'm posting it now. (image slightly nsfw)

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Final solution, to a first world problem

firstworldproblems, AdviceAnimals

Just a normal day on facebook

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Sorta[nsfw] oh, the pain!

AdviceAnimals, firstworldproblems

Every time I get McDonalds...

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My phone doesn't respect my private moments (mildly NSFW)

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First world problems

GetMotivated, firstworldproblems

All of my NSFW subs are just pictures of girl draped in America flag bikinis and similar.

firstworldproblems, hugeboobs

I'm pretty well-known for posting NSFW content - I just got this message from one of my fans [xpost - r/FirstWorldProblems]

funny, firstworldproblems

#YOLO

fweddit, firstworldproblems

Some guy keeps randomly texting me pictures of his junk and sweet talking me in sub-par Spanish. Now what's the best way to respond? [NSFW]

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new piratebay ads [nsfw]

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There is too much whitespace with my 1080P Laptop

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My friend actual said this(nsfw)

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NSFW The director stuck his hand in the shot of my free online porn, ruining the illusion that this sex scene came about organically. Now I have to look for more porn.

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My wife just started a 60hr/week job now she doesn't have time for the gym. (NSFW)

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This NSFW banner ad from Saatchi showed up while I was showing my co-workers a web page

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Caught my 14 year old son having a three way with his girlfriend and her best friend.

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chrome new tab problems

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Flies just fucked on my popcorn chicken.

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Kind of sucks to take a girl to a suite on the 36th floor, she wants to look at the view and stuff... (nsfw?)

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The Car Wash is too loud to hear my satellite radio.

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Pandora censored the boobs on this RHCP album cover

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Now where did that charger go?

firstworldproblems

I have to browse Reddit at work with NSFW filtered out. When I get home my /r/all is full of porn.

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[SPOILERS S03E10] How the richest 0.001% have arguments.

HouseOfCards, firstworldproblems

I like to listen to a song at work, but the album art takes over my screen every time I check my phone and it's just a picture of a penis. NSFW

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I JUST got in bed. [NSFW]

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The definition of a FWP (nsfw)

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I got it, eventually.

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The sheet on my mattress keeps coming undone at the corner.

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[NSFW] The guy in this free porn I am watching has two different socks on, and it bothers me.

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TFW when you forget incognito

memes, funny, AdviceAnimals, firstworldproblems, MemesIRL

Found a gloryhole in a bathroom but the hole is too small to fit anything thru

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Must be a delicious sandwic.... Ohh WTF!!!

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Tfw you suddenly have hundreds of pics to share because Tumblr committed suicide and you don't know where to start #firstworldproblems

Sissies

Ahh... I can't fit my ass in a selfie. #FirstWorldProblems

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Don't you hate it when you get so into it you forgot to press record? #firstworldproblems

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