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Last day of simulations at paramedic school today... They saved the best props/sims for last. NSFW/NSFL

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I've had TWO of these patients in my career, what about you /r/EMS ?( X post from /r/WTF)

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Now I *know* we've reached a whole new level of service... (NSFW)

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Called for a seizure. Got two patients.

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Lately, they've been making us post until 0200. We decided to support some single mothers. NSFW

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Had an altercation with an angle grinder, the day before my first ER Clinical. Naturally.

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Can we please put a stop to stupid shit like this

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That's Going To Be One Hell of an Extrication (X-WTF)

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Also here to help. (Can this please be a thing ?)

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I cut my Achilles' tendon 4 years ago, here is a picture about 3-4 weeks after the surgery. [slight nsfl/nsfw] (sorry for bad quality)

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Aftermath of a rough call [NSFW/NSFL]

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My BLS day

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Googled my instructors name. Wasn't disappointed with the results. (This was when she waa younger)

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How do I intubate this?!

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Finally got it

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I get that this job can be difficult, but these EMS prints are getting out of hand. NSFW?

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This goes out to those scumbags who tail me when I have a patient in the back.

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how would you stabilize and transport this man ?

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MRW I get back to the station after a really nasty call

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Pretty sure this hand has seen better days, pen and marker

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Flap avulsion

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Our doctor fixed it by watching a tutorial on YouTube

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So. Saw this in the ambulance bay...

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Final destination wood chipper call.

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Dammit Joe!

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Good to see this girl has an entrepreneurial spirit... NSFW

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And for my next trick (NSFL)

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They could only afford one pole.

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Oh Deer [NSFW]

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What we do with expired irrigation fluid

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Uncensored pic of firefighters arm who was bitten by patient posted recently

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An Avulsed Ankle I took today

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A 24 inch dildo stuck entirely inside of a man who "slipped and fell on it" yes thats the dildo pressing against his heart

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You receive a call for a "man with a splinter".

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Imaging has gotten better over the years

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Anyone else think of this when discussing angina pectoris?

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"So how's work going?"

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Can you still run the call?

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Big poke on 3...

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There was a dead squirrel outside our ER and we got a little bored staging for a call

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Stabbing victim taken to open-chest surgery [NSFW]

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Driving too fast in the fog

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Vein finders are terrifying

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Mechanism of injury; blunt force trauma

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That 600 lb bari pt upstairs just became the least of your worries.

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[Xpost from dundermifflin] (meme) credit to leocohen99. When your company starts IFT only shiftS and take your ALS shifts from you

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Oof

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The nicknames we give our partners are always heartfelt

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I know it's late, but saw a scary pumpkin carving

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Evisceration from the patient coughing after a complicated inguinal hernia repair

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CPR machine being used in a real situation in Italy

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“We literally tried everything why won’t it work??”

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My toe after O2 tank crushing (it's no so bad a it looks)

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Good work boys, time for a nap

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Dear Chief, a funny thing happened to me on the way to my last call

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80 hours? What do you do after Wednesday?

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Hi, I made a video thingy to promote myself! I'm a 33 year old milf from England. If you think that might be your kind of thing, then please have a look at my profile! Ems xx

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[MEME] Check in Next Week for Chapter 2! OC

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Gotta take care of yourself, first.

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Parked the ambulance, boss.

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