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Picture of the most used words for r/drunkencookery. Or: drunk shit fucking time cheese egg.

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Think my roast potatoes are done.

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Gumbo, because fuck this polar vortex.

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Cheesy Tots Pizza

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Deep Fried Pizza

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In-house late-night BBQ ca. 2004

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Fucking Pizza Waffles, because I'm an adult.

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We unrolled a bunch of mini Pillsbury cinnamon rolls & then rolled them back together to form a giant cinnamon roll

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Hash Brown Mini Pizzas

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snowbomb's roommates first SOLO drunkencookery. I was full. I volunteered to document. Presenting: drunkenquesadilla'ry.

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Anti-drunkencookery following DT hallucinations

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Drunk Cheese Curd Stuffed Poutine Burger

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Started cooking some bacon and then this happened...Oh god it's 5am.

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I have way too many eggs in my fridge, so I made egg bacon cups for dinner, stuffed with all manner of bullshit and topped with cheese.

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Fucking Beef burguignon, because drunk

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Wendy's Chili Chicken Potato Burger

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corn dogs

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I decided to make the only meal I plan to eat today a good one.

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Waking up to a crisp pizza after a night of drinking

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I made pizza rolls!! ?

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So you were gonna throw those potato peels away were ya?

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Ladies...

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Deep Fried Wendy's

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NO KITTY, THIS IS MY POT PIE! NO, THAT'S A BAD KITTY! MOM, KITTY'S BEING A DILDO!

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late night slow cooker carnitas!

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Maybe I'm just really drunk, but this is really good.

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I've made this burger, forgot I didn't have any buns and was too sauced to go buy some. I found frozen pretzels! :)

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I fried an egg. Then put it in a grilled cheese.

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Crockpot...... just..... fucking failure.

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Saltine crackers and hot sauce

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Some sort of fish sandwich

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I chose an alternate to pizza sauce.

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Juicy Lucys under the influence

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I blacked out making red beans and rice.

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Behold, my famous "30-second" nachos.

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Piss City: Cold Ramen & Cold Blood | A noir drunkencookery caper.

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Stuffed pork loins and a handle of Bacardi. Drink deep, my friends.

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It's 4am, I'm 8 tall boys deep. I have 1lb of ground beef and a single hamburger bun. Oh, also bacon

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Someone told me to put this here

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Apple Pie

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Grill all the things!

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taking my own swedish meatball virginity

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My wife's on vacation, so I'm having some inexpensive shellfish for dinner.

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deep fried macaroni horror

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I'm so incredibly sorry

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2:15 AM

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I am very intoxicated and made a thing.

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I falafeled a waffle. Or waffled a falafel. Whatever.

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Microwaved Onion filled with Egg.

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Chicken pot pies ain't nothin to fuck with!!!

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Roast Beast.

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Schmaltz! Or, using every part of the metaphorical buffalo.

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My roommate tried to warm up his noodles. I was woken by the smoke alarm.

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When /r/eatcheapandhealthy and /r/drunkencookery get together and exchange STDs

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Christmas 3000 miles away from my family, so I got drunk and made my own ramen and threw in lobstah.

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who wants deep fried tacos? you want deep fried tacos.

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My favorite meal as a kid. With one adult addition. To make it more awesome all items purchased at a rite aid.

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I made a burger.

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Platinum Pizza

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When you forget to add water to your macaroni..

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