I have been submitting to The New Yorker for a while now. Here is one of my favorite rejects.
funny
Jizz to these sluts: young and old, white and black, amateur and pro pornstars
TightShorts
girlsdoingnerdythings
CelebrityButts, JerkOffToCelebs
AmazingTeens
primes
TightShorts
FreckledRedheads
girlsdoingnerdythings
funny
ass
GoneWildPetite, gonewild
KylieJennersAss