Jizz

COCK SUCKING HIPSTERS GOT NOTHING ON THIS FUCKING SMUG STEAMPUNK RAPIST

spacedicks

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK - I THINK I BROKE

spacedicks

Obligatory annual repost of 10 topless women in Santa hats

nsfw

I'd take a bite out of that apple!

voluptuous

Double re[f]lection (1 more in comments)

gonewild

I{m} up and taking requests.

gonewild

Nov. 2010 Future Mechanix Cover

pics

White, net shirt-dresses are really an indispensable wardrobe item.

ass

"10 o'clock!" "No, 2 o'clock!" "Screw you, it's definitely 10 o'clock!" "...guys, I think it's 11." (slightly NSFW)

funny

Just shaved [m]yself...how do I look?

gonewild, ladybonersgw

Something something something blonde, something something something ass.

ass

How does it... um... how does it work? Consult the Book of Armaments!

ass

My [F]irst big piece :)

treesgonewild

Every goddamn night? On the telephone?

ass

Big smile.

ass