'My Dad used to say 'always fight fire with fire', which is probably why he got thrown out of the fire brigade.'
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'My wife sent her photograph to the Lonely Hearts Club. They sent it back saying they weren't that lonely.'
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'I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.'
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'Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.'
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'Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.'
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'If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.'
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What are you thinking about? (F)(23)
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I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it.'
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Princess Daisy has got Peach's back. Or gotten into her backside at least. (SandyRex) [Super Mario Bros]
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.'
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