Jizz

Day 8, the tree returns

OnOff, girlsuncovered

I never forget a face, but in your case I’d be glad to make an exception.

OnOff, girlsuncovered

'My Dad used to say 'always fight fire with fire', which is probably why he got thrown out of the fire brigade.'

OnOff, girlsuncovered

'I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.'

OnOff, girlsuncovered

Tattooed chest

PreggoPorn

'My wife sent her photograph to the Lonely Hearts Club. They sent it back saying they weren't that lonely.'

OnOff, girlsuncovered

(m)mhm

gonewild

'Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.'

OnOff, girlsuncovered

'If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.'

OnOff, girlsuncovered

What are you thinking about? (F)(23)

gonewild

[M]y [F]rench asshole fucked + magic wand. How would you react if I told you I have more than just pictures of that?

gonewild, assholegonewild

Katayama Moemi

AsianArmpits, armpitfetish, underarms

I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it.'

OnOff, girlsuncovered

I'm no acrobat, but I thought this might be appreciated here.

ladybonersgw

Princess Daisy has got Peach's back. Or gotten into her backside at least. (SandyRex) [Super Mario Bros]

rule34, mariorule34