In light of the Citizens United ruling, I present The Onion desk calendar for today.
politics, TTAMF
Jizz
Jizz to these sluts: young and old, white and black, amateur and pro pornstars
Saw my receptionist eating this, got a strange look when I took a picture of the packaging.
http://i.imgur.com/D8cIq.jpg
original: http://i.imgur.com/D8cIq.jpg
![Drinkin beers, beers, beers. [F]](https://i.imgur.com/fkKSbm.jpg)
Drinkin beers, beers, beers. [F]
gonewild
They look hungry..
futanari
Karla James
curvy, voluptuous
naughty maids...
curvy
First time share
penis
Katie Kutie
curvy, nsfw, voluptuous
The first wealth is health
gonewild, RealGirls
nice
legs
![[f]eel them](https://i.imgur.com/uwZl6m.jpg)
[f]eel them
treesgonewild
I'd love to hear some requests, but who wants to play with these, they're itching to be touched ;)
gonewild
Rinse and Repeat
RealGirls
Stockings
ass
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