Jizz

Bum!

ladybonersgw

In light of the Citizens United ruling, I present The Onion desk calendar for today.

politics, TTAMF

Drinkin beers, beers, beers. [F]

gonewild

Saw my receptionist eating this, got a strange look when I took a picture of the packaging.

IngredientList

They look hungry..

futanari

Karla James

curvy, voluptuous

naughty maids...

curvy

First time share

penis

Katie Kutie

curvy, nsfw, voluptuous

Pole dancer walks on air. Your move, Jesus.

gifs

The first wealth is health

gonewild, RealGirls

nice

legs

[f]eel them

treesgonewild

I'd love to hear some requests, but who wants to play with these, they're itching to be touched ;)

gonewild

Rinse and Repeat

RealGirls