I used this metaphor on my Fetlife profile to describe my interests.
bdsm
Jizz to these sluts: young and old, white and black, amateur and pro pornstars
mylittlepony
gonewild
hugeboobs
tinydick, penis
HairyPussy
gonewild
ass
ClopClop
treesgonewild
TheLastAirbender
pics
Boobies