Jizz

Blonde with pretty perfect boobs

RealGirls

Yummy.

wifesharing

Surprise day off, bored and horny, and looking for some love!

cock, penis

Kristel Kreme is keeping the bed (and some other things!) warm for you

BBW

Gentlemen, tell your women this is what we males do to the women we respect; the extent of their feminist wisdom is such, that they'll believe you.

maledom

The only thing that could make a girl scout cookie better. (x-post /r/funny)

ConfusedBoners, funny, nsfw_wtf

She's so pretty

LexiBelle

Which sister would you pick?

RealGirls

I don't get a lot of up votes (I do get a lot of PMs though) but I do it for the fun of it. ;)

gonewildcurvy

First, we'll convince them to give us millions of dollars a year. Then we'll convince them to wage wars for us...

conspiracy

My hair over the last five years. (:

GirlswithNeonHair

A bit too dark for (M)e

gonewild

Have a (f)abulous day y'all <3

asstastic, HungryButts

Good Morning Ladies! Have a great day!

ladybonersgw

Don't usually do requests...but I'm in the holiday spirit! (F)or the panty lovers...I listened ;)

gonewild