After receiving 2,000 link karma for posting an advice mallard and giving a shout out to my grandfather, here are a breakdown of the comments in tidy graph form:
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ecchi
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latinas
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mangonewild
facesitting, WTF, nsfw, Redditambayan, AsianHotties