Can anybody translate what this profile is trying to say?

Can anybody translate what this profile is trying to say?

http://imgur.com/K2eSeE5

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Maria Menounos

Maria Menounos

bikinis

The Alleged Jodi Arias' Snatch

The Alleged Jodi Arias' Snatch

nsfw

I[f] you like this, ill show some more(;

I[f] you like this, ill show some more(;

gonewild

[F]inally cashed in the v-card! feeling good :)

[F]inally cashed in the v-card! feeling good :)

gonewild

Feeling Beautiful for a change

Feeling Beautiful for a change

PreggoPorn, nsfw, WeddingRingsShowing

Like a Wild Animal (f)

Like a Wild Animal (f)

gonewild

You asked for more, here's a proper album ;P

You asked for more, here's a proper album ;P

ladybonersgw, gonewild

This place might have 1/20th the subscribers of r/penis, but I'm sure you love the

This place might have 1/20th the subscribers of r/penis, but I'm sure you love the cock just as much

cock

How can a girl resist?

How can a girl resist?

OkCupid

[F] To sodomy, it's between God and me... To S&M

[F] To sodomy, it's between God and me... To S&M

gonewild

First post! Add (m)e on kik (rariaz23)

First post! Add (m)e on kik (rariaz23)

gonewild

Hatsune Miku Futanari manga

Hatsune Miku Futanari manga

futanari

New blues

New blues

ladybonersgw

Working out in the sun all day gives you some weird tan lines

Working out in the sun all day gives you some weird tan lines

ladybonersgw

button pusher - [f]eel good fest

button pusher - [f]eel good fest

gonewild