Jizz

He [f]ucked me so hard I felt it for days.

gonewild

How about my tiny softy?

softies

Sexually neglected and poor sel(f) esteem? Bad news for my boyfriend. Good news for you redditors ;)

gonewild

Pretty pink pussy (f)

gonewild

[F]un with my [M]an :)

gonewild

Rosie Huntington Whiteley

leotards, underarms

Last post didn't do so well. Can this do better? Tell me what you think.

ladybonersgw

Rosie Huntington Whiteley

leotards

Have Another Golden Ticket (Imgur)

ClopClop

Jessica Gamboa

stockings

Doing research on the holocaust for history,this was one of the search results, was not disappointed... (NSFW)

funny

Give it to me straight, doc.

ladybonersgw

Couldn't hide my Norwegian dick

penis

Self-inflicted glass bottle to the head injury. [found on r/WTF]

Shatter

Brooke Adams

SexyButNotPorn