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Found this business card on the floor. Someone pretty much said "Uber can kiss my ass" and decided to market himself like this.

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Drunk guy at the hospital with explosive diarrhea

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Attractive yet unsettling map

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The cleaning fee really should be a fuck ton more. Also if you are too drunk to even sit in a seat you really need an ambulance not an uber

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