The whole enchilada! I got some dork complaining that I post too many bulge pics and not enough full cock pics. So their complaining is all my followers reward! Will post a hard shot soon.
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So when everyone else is doing the Bic lighter challenge, I decided to do the soda can challenge. Since I'm 6'5 tall, my bulge & cock are pretty proportionate with my hands/body. This should give you adequate perspective of how huge my dick bulge is w
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Why underwear is pointless for me. Balls take up so much that there's no room for my dick.
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When you're rollin' with a Rolex as your cock ring.
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The old obligatory pants on & pants off pic. I actually hang lower with pants off. Too bad I gotta wear them to go places. Totally soft here at about 8inches long.
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It's the holiday season! That means I whip out my home made sugar glaze/icing for all my baked treats! It's that special, secret ingredient that keeps 'em coming back for more!
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My Yoga pants... are shockingly popular. No one minds my bulge or that they work their way down during class, showing off a lot more than I thought they'd be okay with.
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Since I got so many requests... here's me in the Yoga pants, flopped out. Also, my Yoga instructor is a sexy 33yo str8 dude in an open marriage who sucks dick like a pro! Don't ask me how I know!
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Was asked how big these bad boys are, roughly egg sized. Lotsa protein! Key ingredient in my popular Lobster Bisque that I let slow cook for 6+ hours.
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Got asked to see how far I stretch when I'm 100% soft. So stuffed my fingers in my foreskin, hooked 'em and I caught a whopper! Roughly 9in long here not counting the foreskin.
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If my balls look tired, they are. 3 loads a day for the past 5 days to fill all the requests this year. 3 dozen cookies, 4 cinnamon loaves with glaze and so far 2 batches of egg nog. Also, phone stuck in weird clarification mode that makes everything hype
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To collect my loads I squeeze my dickhead into this jar (tight fit!) Saves any stray shots being lost! Unload my balls, then refrigerate it or pour it in the freezer container. Today I added it fresh to the recipe I'm working on going out in the morning!
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I guess this qualifies as my semi.... I'm not fully hard but not fully soft either. Probably around 9 inches here.
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Fresh out of a hot shower, when they naturally hang their lowest. Anyone wanna work 'em over to get the juice out? I can guarantee almost one full cup of sweet creamy goodness.
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My big fat 8in softy thrown over the seat... Sadly my balls do hang down in the water. This is why I only use the urinals in public bathrooms. At home or fam's I don't care that my dick lays over the seat or my balls fall in the water. But never in public
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With the big ball dropping tonight, I figured I'd drop both mine! These may be my new back up pair of yoga pants!
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My exgf called it the Womb Raider. Others call it the Toggle Bolt. Can't begin to count the pussies and assholes the head of my cock has wrecked on pull out!
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I usually substitute one cup of water with at least three-quarters cup of fresh semen when cooking rice. Gives it a nice flavor that works great with chicken.
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I got tons of requests for this! So folks this is my dad! The monster 10" soft (almost 12" hard) cock my bro and I grew up with, now you know why we didn't think we were that big until we started public high school. A monster slab of meat like this skewed
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Cock pumps DO work! Hangin' soft at just over 9inches long! Been pumping for the past week and already see roughly an inch and a quarter of growth in my soft length. LOVING the stares I'm getting! I went from right around 8 inches soft to about 9 and a qu
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Still pumping! Between 9.5 and 10in long when soft now! Loving all the attention it gets now! Used to turn a few heads, now turning TONS of heads. This is how I wear my pants whenever I go out! Anyone who looks & is paying attention, gets to see my th
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With buds @ my Starbucks. One dared me to get my cock hard & take it out. The other (in pic) didn't think I would & said if I did he'd slurp the head. So I got almost fully hard & took it out. He wouldn't let a pic be taken doing it but my bud
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Lots of requests to see my cock being pumped. Here you go! Fully soft & pumped up to a full 10 inches, also currently my hard length too. A few hours after pumping it relaxes down to a little less than 10" & stays there for a few days. Loving the
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Just passed the 10inch mark today! Ten and right up to a quarter soft and thick here! Waited for the swelling to calm, showin' in one of my fav pair of pants. Went out and got some priceless reactions!
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A month and a few days after I started pumping and I've seen amazing results with my flaccid length. Now a smidge over 10.6 in long, if I count my foreskin, I'm just tick over 11 inches. It's easy to pull out of my pants, but a chore putting it away!
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This how I lay my cock out when my buddies stop by. I grew up w/ my dad's gigantic leaking tasty cock out in my face like this 24/7 & normalized it for me. No complaints and more "straight" mouth on my cock than I can count. Best part: All my str8 bud
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Went out for a walk today. All things considered, only passed about 5 people. But, they ALL stared! Felt good to show off my huge cock with all this corona craziness going on. Can't wait until we're past it all.
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Revealing the monster one inch at a time.
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Turning heads with 10" of thick, soft dick meat at the gas pump. Dude on the other side of the pump kept staring but never got up the courage to say anything.
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Dude walking past me muttered "Holy shit," just after he passed. Few minutes later he circled back around and smiled as he passed a second time. He was cute too, if he'd said something, I'd have let him play "count the veins" with it.
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Both the UPS and FedEx dudes I passed today couldn't stop grinning. But the buff UPS driver let me inside his truck. What can Brown do for you? Well, he drove off with a butt full of creamy goodness!
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Turned a lot of heads today at the gas station and the store.
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Which would you prefer, unleaded, or Highcocktaine?
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So this is what 10 actual soft inches looks like. But translated to internet inches it's over a foot long lol
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Some perspective for you all... totally soft and significantly longer than a Venti cup from Starbucks. While the cup is empty, I'm totally full.
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So how many have you seen a hung dude, go commando in white pants! Oh the heads that turn!
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When people see you taking dick bulge pics in a park. Woman laughed, dude stared with wide eyes.
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Lettin' it hang out. Figured you all might like to see a new pic of the big boy. Let him out at the gym like this when I was using the leg press.
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Took it out at the gym earlier, only 4 other dudes working out, left it hanging out like this for almost an hour. Two of them kept walking past, no idea how obvious they were.
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It's been a few months since I measured. I guess I need to update my bio. Totally soft here too. Hard, it actually get's a little bigger lol
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When your foot long tube is too small...
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When the cute dude at the gym want's to compare his 5 inch raging hardon with my big soft monster.
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Baby it's cold out side! But I've got something that could warm you up!
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Warm summer throwback letting my bull nuts breathe by the pool. So full of creamy goodness!
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Warmer weather inspired an evening run in these 100% see through shorts. Stopped at Walmart after to grab some bottled water and turned A LOT of heads, ALL DUDES!
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Letting my big meaty bull nuts hang free and breathe while waiting at the chiropractors office. Cute receptionist went from trying not to stare to smiling.
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Walkin' the hog! Or is it rolling the log? Either way, I can feel the sun through my pants and it's nice!
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Dude @ the gym wouldn't hold it in the pic after staring, but he stood there while I took the pic. Though he was all about it after my phone was put away! lol
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It's that time of year again! My yummy cinnamon rolls w/ sugar "love" freshly squeezed glaze!
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Just an update. No new tube yet, but manual pulling and hanging a 8lb weight off it has kept the length intact!
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When you're 6'5 tall & hung like me, you don't fit well on public toilets. But some of you like to see an example so here you go.
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Fill 'er up! Totally soft and always creeping closer to the knee!
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Who wants to sleep over tonight? Heads up; I don't wear pants to bed and I sleep with a snake!
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100% Soft, thick and 11" long shows so obvious it might as well just be hanging out in plain view. What do you think? Pants too tight? Is this obscene? lol It always shows this much.
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Was at 5 Guys earlier, heard a customer asking if they had foot long hotdogs. I almost laughed outloud and said "I've got one!" Yeah, it's finally there, 12in!
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Pumpin' some gas before pumpin' some ass! lol
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Out w/ a friend @ the art store & she suggested I take a pic with the eat sign!
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What the cute new guy at work saw today each time he came to my desk to ask me a million and one questions.
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Forgot to share this the other day.
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