Jizz

Very disappointed! No D tonight!

DrunkGirls, TooAfraidToAsk, JustFriendsHavingFun, NSFWFunny, camferno

My dick is shaped exactly like this one. How do I measure it?

bigdickproblems, TooAfraidToAsk

[NSFW] This turned up in my house. Can someone help me work out if this is human poop?

TooAfraidToAsk