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My kind of football

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If you ever wondered what the Hulk would look like with a porn star face, wonder no more.

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Peek-A-Boo Has Changed

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4 out of 5 Doctors Agree!

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Sometimes, in the heat of the moment...

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Transphobic Card Reader

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We've all had that roommate

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On the topic of dragon penises...

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Hey, aren't you that guy from that show?

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This is my super chill cat Rory. Here's here to tell you that I have some exciting news coming up eventually. Yes eventually, I'm bad at deadlines.

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He's My (Ex?)Boyfriend

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I put a bubble wand in the display case a few weeks ago, and nobody has pointed it out yet

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My store's stock is so low that we started a tally

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I still remember the first time I opened a shipment and had the phrase "fuck water" permanently ingrained into my brain

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LPT: Adult retail is not Wal-Mart, we're expensive! Cheapskate customers are the bane of my existence!

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My store finally got shipments, so the tally is over!

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The store next door got robbed, so my mom offered some advice

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I'm not sure if the problem is with my hotel's internet or with imgur, but this is the result of me trying to upload 30 pictures...

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When you finally get a shipment, but its 42 blow up sheep, and you still have to fill space with them.

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We gave up on the tally a couple weeks ago, and this was the final result.

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We gave up on the tally a couple weeks ago. This was the final result.

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Today is my last day at the failing company. Here's the vibrator section in all its shame. I'm moving on to better things!

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Its my last day at the failing company. Here's the vibrator section in all of its shame. I'm moving on to better things!

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A customer just gave me a clump of cinnamon and honey, after showing off how his body camera worked..

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A customer just gave me a clump of cinnamon and honey, after showing off how his body cam works..

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I found a real dickbutt while ordering a shipment

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Sometimes the cards tell a story

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Porn Parody #1: Penetrator 2

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2000 was a much simpler year

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Customers are a special breed.

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Erx-Men

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We have a little something for everyone...

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Thought you guys would appreciate my xmas sign for the male masturbators.

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Presented without comment

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I hope you don’t mind big breast «F»

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TFW I took the StoreErotica survey they emailed 3 months ago because I was bored af at work... and they actually looked at my sarcastic-ass frustrated response and published it. OOPS

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Proud of my workplace: first day back open and our state isn't requiring customers wear masks, but we are. Only a few upset idiots.

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We opened back up today and I came in to this sign from my coworker.

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I expect your strong banana in my wet pie sweetie :)

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