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The Duck Ruins Everything [Semi-NSFW]

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[50/50] MOD POST - We should discuss attached declining return-user stats and whether we should go private as a result | Horse vagina shopped to look like MLP (NSFW/L)

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I'm now moderately aroused because only male seahorses give birth.

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"This Looks Safe"

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When Grizzly Bears find abandoned teddy bears, they naturally raise them as imaginary sex slaves.

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The Khalid Sheikh Mohammed spider getting water boarded.

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Male elephants have five legs.

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Dogs become lonely when their owners leave for the day, and will sometimes post to /r/gonewild to feel better about themselves.

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The kiwi bird is made out of actual kiwi.

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When threatened, Foxes can detach their tails; this is an evolutionary trait shared with their closet living relatives, Lizards. (slightly nsfw)

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Goats are exceptionally skilled at finding the clitoris and seek after it always.

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Sun Bears have unusually large clitorises, and are arrested almost daily due to indecent exposure.

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Chick-fil-A is responsible for the radicalization of thousands of young heifers.

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Before mating, the female giraffe urinates in the male giraffe's mouth. Possibly NSFW

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Giraffes enjoy peeing into their own and other giraffe's mouths.

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Found this on /r/creepy posted by /u/CaptainOnBoard Have Fun Guys! [Possibly NSFW]

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dem tits

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[50/50] Cat-Snake Annoys Kitten | Snake Eats Kitten [NSFL]

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Male Squirrel

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[NSFL]Throwing food to hungry crocodiles which don't know the difference between food and friend, WCGW

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Cats engage in autofellatio and most begin practicing from a very early age

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In recent years, orange gorillas have been carrying around the eggs they lay until their baby hatches. This behavior has been adopted because humans mistake them for pumpkins to make jack o lanterns out of.

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Such a day

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Bunny sex involves hops

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The two puppies must fight to the death and eat the other one in order to be accepted by the mother

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Rare pic of Snow Panda (Plushus pokia) in throes of pon fur (only NSFW if you wok with Panda Pervs) Rare!!!

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Deer often get very cold so they seek warmth and shelter inside cars where they curl up and sleep very deeply

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Baby polar bears require frequent tickling in order to ensure they grow up with a healthy hatred for humans. (Xpost /r/shittyanimalfacts)

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It's hard to be a single dad

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Some monkeys are exceptionally shy.

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Cats sometimes resort to filming inter-species porn to catnip addiction

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TIL that when the male Meerkats big furry genitalia erects it often makes the Meerkat pass out and thus missing out on many great mating opportunities.

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How mechanical bulls are made [NSFW]

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Chinese Amazon Doggos still practice the ancestral "kiss of death" ritual. Once kissed 3 times, they will chase each other to the end of the Earth until one dies.

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Horned lizard encountering predator defends itself by squirting blood out of its eyes

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Alone among the large cats, Leopards often treat their prey to a romantic waltz before devouring them.

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To unwind after a long day of being experimented on many laboratory mice engage in BDSM and sexual roleplay.

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Marmots reproduce in a manner similar to fish, depositing genetic material on rocks to be absorbed by a passing mate in the future.

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[NSFW] Eunuchs can become men if they find family jewels in their natural habitats. If they are left too long they grow spikes and roll away; this is where Hedgehogs come from.

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In Eastern Europe pig watching is a common hobby. As a result, some pigs have developed exhibitionist tendencies and enjoy showing off

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Lions like to see what they eat. That's why they always tear a window into their prey first.

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Chimpanzees just want humans to realize that their eyes are up here (but don’t make eye contact either, that’s a sign of aggression).

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Firefoxes are the most commonly sex-trafficked breed of fox, please don't enable this despicable global trade.

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Young vultures are very ambitious and always trying to get ahead.

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Male Bornean orangutans have evolved flanges on the sides of their face to create a more comfortable sitting location for potential mates.

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Snakes get morning wood, too.

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Lions tearing fetuses from pregnant warthog

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The hornless pygmy rhino is nearing extinction as, for unknown reasons, nearly 90% of males have a "giant woman" fetish that causes them to want to exclusively mate with rhinos of other, larger, species.

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Pangolin gone wild

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Depressed cobras and pythons are known to make suicide pacts

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Rabbits rank number 1 amongst God's favorite animals due to their habit of violently murdering any snake that offers them an apple. (NSFW)

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Dogs are very bad at giving hand jobs. (NSFW)

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Kangaroos are known sexual deviants. Anything they can get their dog-strangling paws will be used for their pleasure, even a humble fox. Digital, OC, nsfw

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A group of 30 or more dolphins is known as a "rape squad" of dolphins

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Chaetopterus pugaporcinus, better known as the pig butt worm, was invented in 1992, when the sheer amount of butt appreciation caused by Sir Mix-a-lot's Baby Got Back prompted certain species to evolve a similarity to butts in order to gain more attention

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