Jizz

Retorted pics

This is why I believe something like Wolfram Alpha 
can easily eclipse Google [FIXED

This is why I believe something like Wolfram Alpha can easily eclipse Google [FIXED / RETORT / NSFW]

technology

This is why I believe something like Wolfram Alpha 
can easily eclipse Google [RETORT

This is why I believe something like Wolfram Alpha can easily eclipse Google [RETORT / NSFW]

technology

This actually just happened.

This actually just happened.

retorted

I just HAD to ... Couldn't help it. Sorry, buddy.

I just HAD to ... Couldn't help it. Sorry, buddy.

retorted, funny

I teach college. Told students today that it is fun to be in your 30s. They laughed

I teach college. Told students today that it is fun to be in your 30s. They laughed at me. I retort with THIS.

pics

Pringles

Pringles

facebook, retorted

That was not even Sam ... we all have friends like that

That was not even Sam ... we all have friends like that

retorted

Retort

Retort

girlsinyogapants

Oh I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration? Oh, you were [f]inished. Well, allow

Oh I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration? Oh, you were [f]inished. Well, allow me to retort.

gonewild

V: retort to anal bleaching (only if followed by F :-)

V: retort to anal bleaching (only if followed by F :-)

nsfw

In response to the woman's response to the "why I'm glad to be a man ” post,

In response to the woman's response to the "why I'm glad to be a man ” post, I retort with this.

funny

Worst best friend...

Worst best friend...

retorted

I did not know how to properly respond to his retort.... (nsfw: language)

I did not know how to properly respond to his retort.... (nsfw: language)

AdviceAnimals

Her usual retort is that she is a 'Fitness Model'

Her usual retort is that she is a 'Fitness Model'

cringepics

Savage retort from a Tumblr shitlord

Savage retort from a Tumblr shitlord

OffensiveSpeech

Not-so-witty black man makes a jaw dropping retort! Hilarity ensues!

Not-so-witty black man makes a jaw dropping retort! Hilarity ensues!

thatHappened

Female friend had a great retort when I jokingly said I'd rape her

Female friend had a great retort when I jokingly said I'd rape her

SmallDickHumiliation

Female friend had a great retort when I jokingly said I might rape her

Female friend had a great retort when I jokingly said I might rape her

SmallDickHumiliation

“How the hell do you walk in these things?” I said with my gf’s soft voice.

“How the hell do you walk in these things?” I said with my gf’s soft voice. “Why did you insist on wearing them anyway...” She retorted from my body, “you knew we’d be walking a lot!” I looked down and did a cute little shuffle. “Because they’re sexy! And

bodyswap

A quite witty retort to the hackneyed phrase, "You must be fun at parties."

A quite witty retort to the hackneyed phrase, "You must be fun at parties."

iamverysmart

Redditor gets some flak for using the n-word, retorts with "kill yourself pussy"

Redditor gets some flak for using the n-word, retorts with "kill yourself pussy"

FragileWhiteRedditor