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I can't keep my freeloading in-laws from trying to squat in my palatial estate.

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Had to tie a string to my kitten because I'm too fat to bend over and pick her up.

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Dishwarshers busted, but I got Toby and Bubba on the job.

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I hate driving into town, ther ain't nowhere to park my rig.

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Got the babysitter all set up, now I can take the wife out to a romantic dinner of a box of wine and a pack of hot dogs.

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They kicked us outta the trailer park for not paying lot rent, but then I got to thinkin...

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Went tricker treatin and nobody was very friendly.

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I slipped while shooting at a deer with my bow, now I'm crippled. NSFL.

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This isn't going to buff out.

redneckproblems

Be careful when hunting squirrels... little buggers can get ya.

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