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Behold. The gates to the plane of Oblivion. Enter brave adventurer.

Jrab

Happy holidays to all you swashbuckling cum guzzlers.

Jrab

A local political figure may want you to think that trains are cool. But I challange your reality. You should bow to the true Majesty of boats. And even cooler... Ice boats.

Jrab

He loves it! (X-posted from /r/whenitgoesin)

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Look at this perfect specimen. I'd love to slide my hot dog in his bun. Mhh I bet he has a nice meaty sausage. Look at that O face. It makes me go 'O' shit!

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This photo of J-Money was taken, just moments before his asshole was destroyed by Eli Manning. He's not a baseball player, but he sure got a home run!

Jrab

Someone help Wayne Gretsky kidnapped me and is using my blood to retain his youth.

Jrab

Excuse me?

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Nothing turns me on more then the soft soft angel skin velvet of my favorite HoHoHoe hat. God damn I'm so hard just typing this out. The disturbance in my pants is a 10 on the Richter scale. Fuck my nipples are so hard, I can't stop touching them.

Jrab

God damn Paula Dean is a nice peice of ass. She's got that Mrs. Buttrsworth figure. I'd love to slather her naked body with some grade A Amber maple syrup. Fuck I'm so hungry. Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me and feed me Mrs. Paula Dean.

Jrab

I hate nigs so much. I'd rather just stay home and fuck my hot ass furry of a wife. Really, who wants to listen to all of that bumping nigger rap when they can just have hot furry sex with my wife. I mean look at this big anime tiddies.

Jrab

I'm looking for an ID on this lizard I found under my pool cover. What the fuck is this thing. It keeps saying it's name is j-money and took off it's cargo shorts. Help.

Jrab

The lizard is getting mad. It demands garlic ?. It grows impatient.

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