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FunkyMonk - cheap hero power spamming bastard.

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Kvothe, next turn you were mine, punk. RNG to your rescue. I don't know how you can sleep at night.

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MOMSAIDNO - nice name, bad card draw spam mechanic. I like drawing cards. Basically, you BJ'd me to death. Think about it.

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Stormaggedon - zero cost 2 damage hero power spam. Cheap trick. If we were playing in person you couldn't look me in the face.

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Manyara? more like mañana.

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Priests and Druids - the same cards, OVER and OVER for years! Take a hint from Monty Python and go for something different.

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Fizel? More like Jizzle. How many legendaries can spurt out / top dick?

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Alkaeus - AHAHA - you netdecking jade idol pimp. How did you like 30 minutes of hell? How many jade idols did you give me?

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Poonhound, joe, you other cucks - let me know when you are done grinding to legendary. Goddamn I made it to 16 and now I am back down to 19. Hnnnngh!

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