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You making coffee, or should I?

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When's your break bb? Wanna get lunch?

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Swim meet in an hour, wish me luck!

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Remember that time our team got crushed in the finals & we ended up staying late after we got to talking? Bc I literally can't forget about it

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About to go water the plants... hoping to run into you tbh <3

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We agreed you'd knock first, number one, AND I told you I've been with patients all day, so. I know you've got a good reason for interrupting my GBBO

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Confession: I try to be the last one at the gym every night, so I get the sauna all to myself ☺️

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Doing my postdoc right now... but I do like to come here on the weekends when I can

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At the roller rink space rave, not feeling the photographer's punny prompts

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Waistband bulge

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Hey I got us both a pint of the new draf---wait, why are you on the floor?

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You, um... you can stand here, sweetie... it's a sandbar, see?

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Damn, those waves were crazy! I think I need a break for a bit cuz I'm dead tired! Thanks for having this beer ready though... it's exactly what I didn't know I needed...

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More of a Zerg than a Protoss person, myself...

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Reading the results of the largest-ever scientific survey of American sexual fantasies, which completed in 2018... tell you about it in the comments ♥️

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If you're smart, you'll get the fuck up... like, right now. ♥️

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Famous Last Words: "Of course I will come to the beach with you, Ladies, and MAYBE I will even wear a bikini, but mark my words: I will NEVER ever enter any stupid cont-..."

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"I said i was fine, but when you said that you would have liked to expose, at the party, I tought you were talking about yourse- HEY! Stop it now, I repeat!"

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"Well, damn, I wish I could have understood my neighbour language...surely she was trying to explain the...ehm...situation, but I couldn't even answer her and just stood there with a dumb expression. Gee, I feel like a total idiot now!"

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This type of cow produces a particularly healthy blend. You can really taste the extra protein!!

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My day was fantastic, how was yours? snapcht elkceep ???

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Oh don't worry you can use my backdoor to go inside

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